Dimensional Door - Freeople Thread 35

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[Lakeshark]

Broke board valley?

[Darksheare]

I didn’t do it.
I swear.

[catpuppy]

Regarding the BCS: That is four in a row for the SEC.

Another year of you dining on crow. Bon appetit.

[Lakeshark]

Better lucky than good I guess.

The BCS generally deserves the cone of shame for its bone headed policy of voting for the top two teams, I'm not sure there hasn't been a year without major controversy in its choices. It's simply a disaster, year after year, and everyone other than the BCS sponsors knows it.

This year, the cone of shame can be worn equally. The BCS, thoroughly embarrased by last year's shellacking of Bama by Utah (not playing Utah against Floriduh), puts the two unbeaten non BCS teams in a bowl against each other so we won't know how common the SEC really is.

Then, through an amazing quirk, the Texas star QB gets hurt in the first series of the game and we get a dud. Even against a Freshman QB, who had played 29 prior downs in his life, the oh so great SEC team had it's lead cut to 3 points with two minutes to go. Hang the cone of shame on Bama. I don't think anyone (other than SEC shills) saw the better team win.

Embarrassing.

I did enjoy the lambasting of your pathetic buzzy bees.......Iowa = Genius offense.

[derllak]

What’s been going on in here? Why is Darks dressed like old McDonald? Why does Lame keep running around in circles repeating himself? Anybody know?

[Darksheare]

Trying to whack Tallibaaaaa and Al Qaiduck.

[derllak]

Yeah, right. You just wanna find out where they get their exploding underwear. Have you tried Walmart? They have everything! :)

[Lakeshark]

Derly got squirrely,
AlQaiducks Tallibaaaad
and gave up early.........

[catpuppy]

Enjoy your crow. As in previous years you truly earned each and every bite.

As for the "better team", the trophy and the title are awarded to the WINNING TEAM, a fact you wouldn't be expected to know.

Helpful Hint: SEC teams Florida, LSU, Florida again and Alabama won the National Championship the last four seasons. "Big" 10 sweater wearing, glitter helmeted, do-over whiners did not. End of story--until the "big" 10 flops again next season.

[Lakeshark]

LOL!

Spoken in the lofty tone of Lanny Davis defending Clinton, or Saddam's propaganda minister claiming Americans weren't in Baghdad as the convoy rolled by in the background.

I know you're upset about the loss of your beloved Techie buzzy bees, but defending an indefensible system? Tsk, tsk............

[catpuppy]

Mind the crow feathers. You know how they always give you a rash.

[Lakeshark]

I guess you know this from your vast experience with the bird..............

:-)

[null and void]

Created by Oatmeal

[Lakeshark]

*Ponders the possibility of clicking*

Is this a result of collusion with Darks, or doorlock?

If I click, do I get nightmares, or daymares?

[Darksheare]

You’ll be fine, trust us.

[Darksheare]

Created by Oatmeal

[Lakeshark]

You’ll be fine, trust us.

*Gulp*

Will I be haunted, or taken for a log.........

[Darksheare]

You'll be more than fine.
..pass the marinade...

[Lakeshark]

..pass the marinade...

You're just tempting her aren't you?

[Lakeshark]

1 hour and 19 minutes.

I think this means we're all toast, it's just a matter of time.