Stop the Vanity Insanity

Self | 10-9-2009 | Self

[FormerRep]

Admins, Mods, my fellow freepers lend me your ears. We all know the fiasco about the so called award. Can we please stop flooding the news sections with vanity parodies and put them all in one topic? Thanks!

[metesky]

This doesn’t belong in “Breaking News”, newbie...

[graywaiter]

Yeah, then turn your head to giggle....

[napscoordinator]

lol. True. I guess hearing about bad news can wait...God knows we are in for some more (at least three years worth)...ok today we will have some fun...

[toldyou]

Is that you, Barack?

[Dysart]

I agree. It was hillaryarious. A perfect serial parody of this absurd and formerly prestigious award.

[jersey117]

I’ve been lurking at FR since Bubba’s impeachment and I have never seen the place so out of control. LOL (you have to admit - this is fun)

[FormerRep]

BREAKING! PRESIDENT OBAMA DISCOVERS HOW TO FLY TO MARS FOR $79.99 PER PERSON ROUND TRIP!
Obama becomes FR member!
BREAKING NEWS: Obama Wins Wiener Dog Nationals
BREAKING: Obama awarded Medal of Honor
Obama named “High Commander” of Louis Farrakhan’s Mother-Wheel Space fleet! Obama “Deeply humbled”
Obama Declared Fifth Element
BREAKING: Obama Creates Two New Universes
Breaking: Obama the Most Blinged-Out President Ever
Breaking! Obama to dance with Himself on Dancing With the Stars - Will Be Celebrity and Pro!
IT’S OFFICIAL: Obamas Claim 2010 Ballroom Dance Title (in 2009)
Obama Declared Queen of England By Acclaimation ... Wait a Minute - Make That Barney Frank
Breaking, Obama Named “Da Man!!”
NEWS FLASH: Obama wins Tour de France. Photos!
Barack Obama Wins Pre-Emptive Title of “2010 Playmate of the Year”
BREAKING NEWS: Uranus Renamed to Obama
BREAKING: Obama Awarded Nobel Prize in Science for Making First Clone...of Himself.
BREAKING: Obama Awarded First Annual Al Qaeda Peace Prize - Dare Obama To Deploy Troops Now

[Busta Rhymes]

I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time !! Thanks !!!

[svcw]

Yep, lighten up. it wont last forever but a day or two is needed.

[tatsinfla]

they are 2 f’n funny dude...enjoy and have a laugh...

[kevao]

You’ll never win the Nobel Peace Prize using that tone.

[Lakeshark]

Hey, lighten up, it's been one of the few things we've been able to laugh about for a long time.......

If I knew how to post a vanity, I'd join in.

[toldyou]

Enter keyword “wins” for more!

[Constitution Day]

WAAAH!

[Mr. Silverback]

The only thing dumber than a pointless vanity is a pointless vanity telling people to stop posting pointless vanities.

Get a grip and let the mods handle it.

[toldyou]

“You’ll never win the Nobel Peace Prize using that tone.”

LMAO!

[Fresh Wind]

You must pray to Lord Obama to stop the vanity insanity. Only He can do it.

[ScreamingFist]

You miss the point FRiend, this is a PR disaster from HELL for obama........let the good times roll!

[linn37]

Not until I see the thread where Obama wins the Nascar cup. Then my life will be complete.

[FormerRep]

That I agree with more than anything else. How’s he supposed to be taken seriously (not that he ever was) by other leaders. He’s boned and this time it wasn’t by his own hand (please excuse the double entendre.