Posted on 10/09/2009 11:17:32 AM PDT by FormerRep
Admins, Mods, my fellow freepers lend me your ears. We all know the fiasco about the so called award. Can we please stop flooding the news sections with vanity parodies and put them all in one topic? Thanks!
Obama wins “Best Heavy Metal Album”....Metallica Outraged!
Welllll...that explains it.....you are used to making LAWS for OTHER people!! Don’t read the funny vanities is my advice to you.
Obama Puts New Ring Around Saturn!!!
Barry Bonds concedes HR title to zero.
Obama Wins PGA and PBA Championships...With The Same Ball!
Thank you for the advice!
You are RIGHT!!! The BIG news of today is that it’s Bo’s BIRTHDAY!!!! Oh, man....how did we let that slip by?? MAJOR....MAJOR!
Is it really? Maybe this whole debacle was just a big old happy birthday gift from the committee...
I need more coffee than usual today...
No. No mercy will be shown. No vanity spared. No turn left unstoned.
Post. Of. The. Day. Well done... And did ya read about the White Smoke Over the Vatican??? (I think it got pulled...cause white smoke=raaaaaacism.)
FReepers have been having a FIELD DAY -- mocking our Dear Leader's undeserved Nobel Prize... :o)
To follow are some of my personal favorites.
There are now SO MANY of these threads that the Moderators are starting to purge them, but MOST can still be found by searching FR for the keyword "obabawins" - here: http://www.freerepublic.com/tag/obamawins/index?tab=articles
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BREAKING: Obama Wins All Events at 2012 Olympics!
Obama Named Miss Hooters 2010
Barack Obama inducted into Rock and Roll Hall of Fame!!!
BREAKING:Obama wins the Cy Young Award
Breaking: NHL cancels season, awards Stanley Cup to Barack Obama (And other news)
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Planets Align, Ushering in the Age of Obama
BREAKING NEWS: Barack Obama Gets to Tootsie Pop Center w/o Biting!
“BREAKING: Obama named Motor Trend’s Car of the Year!”
Obama Defeats Chuck Norris in Unarmed Combat!
Mount Rushmore renamed Mount Obama
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Obama becomes first Muggle to be appointed Minister of Magic
Breaking!....Obama brings Michael Jackson back to life!
Barack Obama wins the National Spelling Bee!
BREAKING:OBAMA AWARDED 7 MORE N0BEL PEACE PRIZES TO COVER MARCH-OCTOBER!!!
Obama Receives Academy Award (realistic performance of a US president)
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God concedes throne to Obama! “Thou shalt not even conduct a recount...”
OBAMA declared MVP Super Bowl 41!
Obama named the NEW James Bond! Will become agent Double-O-Bama!!!
Obama wins “Dancing with the Stars”
Obama is “Smarter than a Fifth Grader”
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Very Few People Realize Obama WAS the Fifth Beatle
Baby Obama smears poopie on the floor. Mom praises his artistic impulses.
BREAKING: Obama awarded Medal of Honor
NEWS FLASH: Obama wins Tour de France. Photos!
Obama to be the new Jack Bauer on “24”
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This month to be renamed Baraktober
Carla Bruni Leaves Sarkozy for Obama!
Obama declared winner of Gay Olympics
White Smoke over Vatican, Cardinals Elect Obama as Pope!
Breaking! Obama's Face Found on Mars!
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Breaking News: Obama finds Waldo
BREAKING: Obama Reverses Kudzu Growth
Barry Bonds concedes HR title to zero
Obama Puts New Ring Around Saturn!!!
Obama Destroys Deathstar. Saves Endor
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BREAKING! Obama catches Roadrunner!!!
Obama to take over for Rush Limbaugh
Breaking news! Obama prevents tooth decay in children!
Breaking: Obama's Image Cleary Visible on Shroud of Turin
Obama Named “Father of Our Country,” Washington Stripped of Title
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