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What would be a good reply for Rush ?
Vanity | 9.21.09 | Me

Posted on 09/21/2009 8:39:00 PM PDT by libh8er

Barney Frank on the Tonight Show was asked by Leno who he would have dinner with (between Rush, Beck and Coulter).

Barney's reply:

"I guess of the three, I would take Rush Limbaugh, because it would be very painful and he would come with the painkillers, which he always has."

What would be a good comeback for Rush ?


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KEYWORDS: barneyfrank; rushlimbaugh
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To: libh8er

Rush would never have dinner with a pervert like Barney Frank, even hypothetically.


41 posted on 09/21/2009 9:07:08 PM PDT by citizencon
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To: gthog61
What the Hell is he doing on the Jay Leno show?

Remember - this is NBC - expect more to come. I am just surprised Leno has allowed himself to be Immelt's puppet.

42 posted on 09/21/2009 9:12:17 PM PDT by capydick (''Life's tough.......it's even tougher if you're stupid.'')
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To: libh8er

Barnie, I will bring the painkillers as you requested. To be a good guest, I am also bringing Ron Jeremy, for your dessert.


43 posted on 09/21/2009 9:12:37 PM PDT by shaft29 (Just your typical black woman.)
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To: libh8er

Bwaney was voted to his 15th term in Congress in 2008. Most of the people in his district didn’t vote the ‘straight’ ticket.


44 posted on 09/21/2009 9:13:12 PM PDT by dancusa (Czars Czuck)
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To: libh8er
"I guess of the three, I would take Rush Limbaugh, because it would be very painful and he would come with the painkillers, which he always has."

What would be a good comeback for Rush ?"

So, let me get this right. Barney Frank would like to have Limbaugh give him some pain so he could relieve the pain by taking pain killers? That's supposed to be wit? Sounds like a sado-masochism to me, but I guess that's part of Mr. Frank's sexual deviation. Frank stopped growing mentally and spiritually the day he realized he'd prefer sniffing the junior high school football star's jockstrap to the prom queen's breasts.

The best comeback for Rush would be to tell the banking Queen he needs dental work on his anus, because that's where he speaks from. When his anus isn't busy entertaining a male prostitute, that is.

45 posted on 09/21/2009 9:13:56 PM PDT by jiminycricket000
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To: libh8er

I dunno, but when the bill comes I’d caution Rush against dropping his wallet.


46 posted on 09/21/2009 9:14:05 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: citizencon
Rush would never have dinner with a pervert like Barney Frank, even hypothetically.

That's right. That's just what I was thinking. Why should any of those people, particularly Rush, consent to have dinner with Barney Frank? It would make you throw up.

47 posted on 09/21/2009 9:14:17 PM PDT by BusterBear
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To: libh8er

I would imagine sitting in the first row while Frank is speaking is a lot like sitting in the first row of a Gallagher show. Only a bit more messy.


48 posted on 09/21/2009 9:16:27 PM PDT by dancusa (Czars Czuck)
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To: libh8er

Well, yeah, Barn, but the kind of painkillers he uses probably wouldn’t help you. I mean, I don’t think Rush has all that much need for analgesic lube.


49 posted on 09/21/2009 9:20:17 PM PDT by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
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To: Billthedrill
I dunno, but when the bill comes I’d caution Rush against dropping his wallet.

Methinks it's Barney who would keep dropping his wallet -- and right near Rush's feet.

50 posted on 09/21/2009 9:21:19 PM PDT by libh8er
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To: libh8er

Jeez, Jay, another reason to turn off your new show, along with Kanye West, Michael Moore, etc.


51 posted on 09/21/2009 9:25:23 PM PDT by Uncle Miltie (< / 0bummerCare>)
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To: libh8er

Rush should say that he would gladly offer Bawney the painkillers, knowing Frank has to deal with the headaches that accompany the running of prostitutes from his house in Georgetown.


52 posted on 09/21/2009 9:29:45 PM PDT by Sgt_Schultze (Si vis pacem, para bellum)
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To: libh8er

Reply:

Barney, I’d be glad to put you out of your pain.


53 posted on 09/21/2009 9:30:39 PM PDT by carolina71
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To: libh8er

Rush could meet ridicule with sincerity. For example, he could reply to Barney:

“Are you saying that if I had prescription narcotics, you would take them from me? That’s illegal. And your other problem is that I kicked the habit a long time ago. It sounds to me like you are trying to encourage relapse in a person with a history of opioid dependence as well as stating your intention to break the law by abusing prescription narcotics.”

Furthermore, you have the current climate surrounding Acorn’s problems with prostitution and then you have Barney’s history of allowing a prostitution ring in his home.

I would say he should be more careful than to stir up trouble like this.


54 posted on 09/21/2009 9:42:11 PM PDT by reasonisfaith (Liberals have neither the creativity nor the confidence to understand the truth of conservatism)
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To: LTC.Ret

“So now I have to supply Barney with pain killers? Next thing you know they’ll be taxing me to pay for the rest of his health care!”

We have a winnah!!!

Although we already ARE taxed for Bwaney’s health care!


55 posted on 09/21/2009 9:42:21 PM PDT by FreeStateYank (I want my country and constitution back, now!)
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To: libh8er

At least Rush took them orally, not anally, Mr. Frank.


56 posted on 09/21/2009 9:42:38 PM PDT by goodtomato (I'm blessed!)
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To: libh8er

Silence. Bawny Fwank is way beneath him.


57 posted on 09/21/2009 9:58:45 PM PDT by the anti-liberal
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To: libh8er

Representative, not Senator.


58 posted on 09/21/2009 9:58:46 PM PDT by definitelynotaliberal (So how about, in honor of the American soldier, ya quit making things up? - Gov. Palin)
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To: libh8er

I thought Frank’s preferred brand of “pain-killer” was still in high school and had a penis?


59 posted on 09/21/2009 9:59:01 PM PDT by LifeComesFirst (Until the unborn are free, nobody is free.)
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To: Radl

we have a winner!


60 posted on 09/21/2009 10:36:35 PM PDT by Finatic ("you see kids were so much wiser after the wars")
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