Posted on 09/18/2009 5:40:14 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
Opps.. they dont show physiological thrillers on TV!
I have Cheesy dreams when I do that
Better hurry!
That’s the one!
That’s the one that bit my sister!
LOL!
I like either one, actually!!
What is all that?
I figured much L0L but the first one rarely has a plot L0L
Don’t give her any ideas.
Update on Cinderella
Cinderella is now 95 years old.
After a fulfilling life with t he now dead prince, she happily sits upon her rocking chair, watching the world go by from her front porch, with a cat named Bob for companionship.
One sunny afternoon out of nowhere, appeared the fairy godmother.
Cinderella said, Fairy Godmother, what are you doing here after all theses years?
The fairy godmother replied, Cinderella, you have lived an exemplary life since I last saw you. Is there anything for which your heart still yearns?
Cinderella was taken aback, overjoyed, and after some thoughtful consideration , shuttered her first wish:
The prince was wonderful, but not much of an investor. Im living hand to mouth on my disability cheques, and I wish I were wealthy beyond comprehension. Instantly her rocking chair turned into solid gold.
Cinderella said, Ooh, thank you Fairy Godmother
The fairy godmother replied, It is the least that I can do. What do you want for your second wish?
Cinderella looked down at her frail body, and said, I wish I were young and full of the beauty and youth I once had.
At once, her wish became reality, and her beautiful young visage returned. Cinderella felt stirrings inseide her that had been dormant for years.
And then the fairy godmother spoke once more: You have one more wish; what shall it be?
Cinderella looks over to the frightened cat in the corner and says, I wish for you to transform Bob, my old cat, into a kind and handsome young man. Magically, Bob suddenly underwent a fundamental change in his biological make-up that, when he stood before her, he was a man so beautiful the likes of him neither she nor the world had ever seen.
The fairy godmother said, Congratulations, Cinderella, enjoy your new life.
With a blazing shock of bright blue electricity the fairy godmother was gone as suddenly as she appeared.
For a few eerie moments, Bob and Cinderella looked into each others eyes.
Cinderella sat, breathless, gazing at the most beautiful, stunningly perfect man she had ever seen.
Sweet nonsense.
Can't be. I wasn't there. ;0)
That’s known as the Jacko Burger.
Grammer Kitteth
Without a doubt the best fast food burger in the universe....
Hmmm....is a past action about to be regretted? :)
A mother is driving her little girl to her friend’s house for a play date.
‘ Mommy ,’ the little girl asks, ‘how old are you?’
‘Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,’ the mother replied.
‘It’s not polite.’
‘OK’, the little girl says,
‘How much do you weigh?’
‘Now really,’ the mother says,
‘those are personal questions and are really none of your business.’
Undaunted, the little girl asks, ‘Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?’
‘That’s enough questions, young lady! Honestly!’
The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play.
‘ My Mom won’t tell me anything about her,’ the little girl says to her friend.
‘Well,’ says the friend,
‘all you need to do is look at her driver’s license.
It’s like a report card, it has everything on it.’
Later that night the little girl says to her mother, ‘I know how old you are.
You are 32.’
The mother is surprised and asks,
‘How did you find that out?
‘I also know that you weigh 130 pounds.’
The mother is past surprised and shocked now.
‘How in Heaven’s name did you find that out?’
‘And,’ the little girl says triumphantly,
- ‘I know why you and daddy got a divorce..’
‘Oh really?’ the mother asks. ‘Why?’
‘Because you got an F in sex.’
My wife’s family is in Vegas, and we’ve gone to In-N-Out several times. After our trip this August, we said we’d never go again. They just aren’t that good. That’s my story, and I’m sticking to it!
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