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How many Frepers does it take to screw in a light bulb? (Friday Humor)
Posted on 08/14/2009 7:19:07 AM PDT by Borges
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To: scripter
4 to post the light bulb wasnt born that way and can change with 2 stating they grew up with 1 or 2 light bulbs and he/she was obviously born that way. Of course all light bulbs are born that way and are still light bulbs even when they are not engaging in light bulb behavior.
To: Borges
2 psychologist FReepers to point out that the light bulb has to want to change.
Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)
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posted on
08/14/2009 7:58:20 AM PDT
by
LonePalm
(Commander and Chef)
To: Borges
6 FReepers to mention how we wouldn’t have this problem if illegals hadn’t stolen the old one
83
posted on
08/14/2009 8:00:19 AM PDT
by
r9etb
To: rightly_dividing
That’s a “croissant” wrench.
84
posted on
08/14/2009 8:00:57 AM PDT
by
shibumi
(" ..... then we will fight in the shade.")
To: big black dog
" How many people does it take to help Barney Frank put up a light bulb?
Answer: None. He can do it all by himself. However, it takes an entire emergency room to remove it...."
Way to much information....
To: Borges
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posted on
08/14/2009 8:01:58 AM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(There is no truth in the Pravda Media.)
To: Borges
At least one post by al baby telling us the lightbulb in his beeber was stuned
Several “are you plogged in?” posts
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posted on
08/14/2009 8:02:29 AM PDT
by
JRios1968
(The real first rule of Fight Club: don't invite Chuck Norris...EVER)
To: Brookhaven
4 to post they are stocking up on incandesent light bulbs. I'm getting in the shower.
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posted on
08/14/2009 8:03:40 AM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(There is no truth in the Pravda Media.)
To: Prophet in the wilderness
3 to point out that RomneyBulb has been a disaster in Mass. People have to wait in long lines to get their bulbs changed, there is a shortage of bulbs, and the cost of changing bulbs is banrupting the state.
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posted on
08/14/2009 8:04:29 AM PDT
by
Brookhaven
(And in their desperation, they turned to a man they fully did not understand--Rise of the Joker)
To: Constitution Day; martin_fierro; Charles Henrickson; Tijeras_Slim
Hey Frepers, where’s my guh?
To: HiTech RedNeck
And one to point out that Nikola Tesla’s Alternating Current was superior to Thomas Edison’s Direct Current.
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posted on
08/14/2009 8:05:12 AM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(There is no truth in the Pravda Media.)
To: a fool in paradise
Did you mean to post my OP?
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posted on
08/14/2009 8:06:24 AM PDT
by
Borges
To: Borges
93
posted on
08/14/2009 8:07:28 AM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(There is no truth in the Pravda Media.)
To: Borges
None, ceiling cat can lurk in the dark.
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posted on
08/14/2009 8:09:37 AM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(There is no truth in the Pravda Media.)
To: Borges
,
1. Glass bulb 2. Inert gas 3. Tungsten filament 4. Contact wire (goes to foot) 5. Contact wire (goes to base) 6. Support wires 7. Glass mount/support 8. Base contact wire 9. Screw threads 10. Insulation 11. Electrical foot contact
One of these?
To: MaryFromMichigan
A blast from your past!
This legacy link is iffy at the moment.
It only shows up intermittently.
I can copy/paste it to you in a freepmail.
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The best one of all time was “How many Al Gores does it take to screw in a lightbulb?”.
These lightbulb threads always reflect what is going on at the moment, so the “already been posted” stuff is silly (imho). Read the old ones and compare to the new ones and you’ll see they often go into a totally different direction.
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posted on
08/14/2009 8:13:13 AM PDT
by
Brookhaven
(And in their desperation, they turned to a man they fully did not understand--Rise of the Joker)
To: Borges
you forgot:
2 to post “SEARCH IS YOUR FRIEND!” with a link to a prior thread :)
To: parsifal
<1 or 2 freepers to point out that the outage was a prelude to the Rapture
LOL! And 1 to post that s/he never uses light bulbs and wonder why people are wasting time discussing them.
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posted on
08/14/2009 8:13:25 AM PDT
by
radiohead
(Buy ammo, get your kids out of government schools, pray for the Republic.)
To: MortMan
Its an old joke. But I have been called that too.
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posted on
08/14/2009 8:13:49 AM PDT
by
70th Division
(I love my country but fear my government!)
To: ThomasThomas
7 to point out the left has been loud and in-your-face changing light bulbs for decades, and we have just as much right to be loud as they do.
3 to post Charles Krauthamer’s article saying we should be more calm and polite when changing light blubs.
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posted on
08/14/2009 8:16:12 AM PDT
by
Brookhaven
(And in their desperation, they turned to a man they fully did not understand--Rise of the Joker)
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