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Man used deer antlers in north Austin fight
KENS5.com ^ | August 11, 2009 | KVUE.com Staff

Posted on 08/12/2009 5:54:32 AM PDT by Daffynition

A man faces aggravated assault charges in connection with an incident using an unusual weapon.

According to an arrest affidavit, Randy Keith Carlson, 43, is accused of attacking another man with deer antlers.

Witnesses reported that Carlson and another man were arguing when Carlson began attacking the other man with the antlers on Monday afternoon. The fight ended when an officer pulled up on the scene on Rutland Drive.

According to court documents, the ends of the antlers had been sharpened.

Bond was set at $25,000.


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To: Daffynition

Brings on a whole new meaning of hook ‘em horns.


21 posted on 08/12/2009 6:21:20 AM PDT by bgill (The evidence simply does not support the official position of the Obama administration)
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To: Made In The USA

A deer antler fight on RUTland Drive? Some jokes just write themselves.


22 posted on 08/12/2009 6:23:48 AM PDT by Vigilanteman (Are there any men left in Washington? Or, are there only cowards? Ahmad Shah Massoud)
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To: bgill
Look what else the reporter found when he went to the perp's house ...........


23 posted on 08/12/2009 6:24:00 AM PDT by Daffynition ("...... we are about to be czarred and fettered." ~ alterum ictum faciam.)
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To: Daffynition

In Viking legend Frey Yngvi of the Vanir defeated Beli of the Jotun with deer antlers after trading away his sword to his man Skirnir for stealing Beli’s sister for him.


24 posted on 08/12/2009 6:24:39 AM PDT by allmendream (Income is EARNED not distributed, so how could it be redistributed?)
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To: Daffynition

Never bring antlers to a gun fight.

(Remember, that strategy didn’t work out so well for the deer or his head wouldn’t have been mounted to the wall in the first place.)


25 posted on 08/12/2009 6:36:35 AM PDT by VRWCmember
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To: Constitution Day

Too cute.


26 posted on 08/12/2009 6:36:54 AM PDT by Lee'sGhost (Johnny Rico picked the wrong girl!)
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To: Lee'sGhost

Thanks! She was only seven then. She’s really grown since then.

She’s away at Camp Caraway (a church camp) this week, and I really miss her.


27 posted on 08/12/2009 6:38:28 AM PDT by Constitution Day
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28 posted on 08/12/2009 6:39:43 AM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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To: Northern Yankee

Didn’t Jackie Chan do this, too?


29 posted on 08/12/2009 6:56:27 AM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel (Palin shrugged.)
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To: Cletus.D.Yokel

Could have....


30 posted on 08/12/2009 7:02:49 AM PDT by Northern Yankee (Freedom Needs A Soldier)
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To: Constitution Day

31 posted on 08/12/2009 7:04:10 AM PDT by Travis T. OJustice (I can spell just fine, thanks, it's my typing that sucks.)
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To: Constitution Day

My babies are off at God camp, too. :(

Next week, THE BEACH! WOOHOO!!!


32 posted on 08/12/2009 7:05:13 AM PDT by Travis T. OJustice (I can spell just fine, thanks, it's my typing that sucks.)
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To: VRWCmember

33 posted on 08/12/2009 7:11:38 AM PDT by Daffynition ("...... we are about to be czarred and fettered." ~ alterum ictum faciam.)
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To: Constitution Day
Gosh she's adorable! Enjoy her now .... coz she's gonna grow up ......f-a-s-t! ;P


34 posted on 08/12/2009 7:13:27 AM PDT by Daffynition ("...... we are about to be czarred and fettered." ~ alterum ictum faciam.)
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To: Daffynition

This should bring the nanny-staters out to have antler’s banned in America!!

After all, if you’re running with antler’s and you fall, you could get hurt!!


35 posted on 08/12/2009 7:14:28 AM PDT by DustyMoment (FloriDUH - proud inventors of pregnant/hanging chads and judicide!!)
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To: Daffynition

What?
Are the libtards going to have anit-antler legislation now?


36 posted on 08/12/2009 7:16:11 AM PDT by BuffaloJack (thirst for absolute power is the natural disease of monarchy - Thomas Paine)
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To: JoeProBono
What type of wine do you serve with that menu?


37 posted on 08/12/2009 7:21:46 AM PDT by Daffynition ("...... we are about to be czarred and fettered." ~ alterum ictum faciam.)
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To: Daffynition
Everyone know that RUTland Drive is the road to the Axis of Evil.


38 posted on 08/12/2009 7:24:34 AM PDT by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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To: Liberty Valance

Hey, do you have a license to deploy puns at will?


39 posted on 08/12/2009 7:31:35 AM PDT by Texas resident ( Boys and Girls, it's us against them.)
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To: DustyMoment
How many times did your mother tell you, eh? You just never listen.


40 posted on 08/12/2009 7:34:01 AM PDT by Daffynition ("...... we are about to be czarred and fettered." ~ alterum ictum faciam.)
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