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[Lucky9teen]

OBAMAISMS
Let's look at some of the obsurd and inane things, this twit has said....


"it was also interesting to see that political interaction in Europe is not that different from the United States Senate. There's a lot of -- I don't know what the term is in Austrian, wheeling and dealing." --confusing German for "Austrian," a language which does not exist, Strasbourg, France, April 6, 2009

"No, no. I have been practicing...I bowled a 129. It's like -- it was like Special Olympics, or something." --making an off-hand joke during an appearance on "The Tonight Show", March 19, 2009 (Obama later called the head of the Special Olympics to apologize)

"I didn't want to get into a Nancy Reagan thing about doing any seances." --after saying he had spoken with all the living presidents as he prepared to take office, Washington, D.C., Nov. 7, 2008 (Obama later called Nancy Reagan to apologize)

"I think when you spread the wealth around, it's good for everybody." -- defending his tax plan to Joe the Plumber, who argued that Obama's policy hurts small-business owners like himself, Toledo, Ohio, Oct. 12, 2008

"What I was suggesting -- you're absolutely right that John McCain has not talked about my Muslim faith..." --in an interview with ABC's George Stephanopoulos, who jumped in to correct Obama by saying "your Christian faith," which Obama quickly clarified (Watch video clip)

"I'm here with the Girardo family here in St. Louis." --speaking via satellite to the Democratic National Convention, while in Kansas City, Missouri, Aug. 25, 2008

"Let me introduce to you the next President -- the next Vice President of the United States of America, Joe Biden." --slipping up while introducing Joe Biden at their first joint campaign rally, Springfield, Illinois, Aug. 23, 2008


"Just this past week, we passed out of the out of the U.S. Senate Banking Committee -- which is my committee -- a bill to call for divestment from Iran as way of ratcheting up the pressure to ensure that they don't obtain a nuclear weapon." --referring to a committee he is not on, Sderot, Israel, July 23, 2008

"Let me be absolutely clear. Israel is a strong friend of Israel's. It will be a strong friend of Israel's under a McCain...administration. It will be a strong friend of Israel's under an Obama administration. So that policy is not going to change." --Amman, Jordan, July 22, 2008

"How's it going, Sunshine?" --campaigning in Sunrise, Florida

"On this Memorial Day, as our nation honors its unbroken line of fallen heroes -- and I see many of them in the audience here today -- our sense of patriotism is particularly strong."

"Hold on one second, sweetie, we're going to do -- we'll do a press avail." --to a female reporter for ABC's Detroit affiliate who asked about his plan to help American autoworkers (Watch video clip)

"I've now been in 57 states -- I think one left to go." --at a campaign event in Beaverton, Oregon (Watch video clip)


"Why can't I just eat my waffle?" --after being asked a foreign policy question by a reporter while visiting a diner in Pennsylvania

"It's not surprising, then, they get bitter, they cling to guns or religion or antipathy to people who aren't like them or anti-immigrant sentiment or anti-trade sentiment as a way to explain their frustrations." --explaining his troubles winning over some working-class voters

"The point I was making was not that Grandmother harbors any racial animosity. She doesn't. But she is a typical white person, who, if she sees somebody on the street that she doesn't know, you know, there's a reaction that's been bred in our experiences that don't go away and that sometimes come out in the wrong way, and that's just the nature of race in our society."

"Come on! I just answered, like, eight questions." --exasperated by reporters after a news conference

"You're likeable enough, Hillary." --during a Democratic debate

"In case you missed it, this week, there was a tragedy in Kansas. Ten thousand people died -- an entire town destroyed." --on a Kansas tornado that killed 12 people


“If they [his daughters] make a mistake, I don’t want them punished with a baby.”

“Thank you Sioux City” Obama said in Sioux Falls.

“My father served in World War II, and when he came home, he got the services that he needed.” (At the end of WWII, Obama’s father was 10 years old.)

Obama suggested that we need Arabic translators in Afghanistan, where they don’t speak Arabic.

“Well, Tim, first of all, it's not me who's criticized these proposals,” Obama said to Matt Lauer.

“Anybody gone into Whole Foods lately and see what they charge for arugula?...I mean, they're charging a lot of money for this stuff,” Obama said to a crowd in Iowa, where there are no Whole Foods.

“Well let me be absolutely clear. Israel is a strong friend of Israel's.” “Israel is an ally of ours. It is the most important ally we have in the region, and there is no doubt that we would act forcefully and appropriately on any attack against Iran nuclear or otherwise.”

“I'm running to be commander of chief on a record of standing up for our wounded warriors.”

“Our troops fight and die in 120-degree heat to give Iraq's leaders the space to agree, but they aren't filling that space.”

"If I talked to Iran, I'm going to tell them, 'You should develop a nuclear weapon...."

In a speech, he poignantly referred to his “father’s” flag-draped coffin — except that he really meant his grandfather’s, who was a WWII veteran, and not his father, who died a Kenyan.

In early May, he talked to 30 supporters and told them the story of the “modest” background of himself and his wife — 10 minutes later, he told the same story all over again to the same people.

[sunny48]

Love those mobster pictures.

[Lucky9teen]

What's Your Mob Name?

[ShadowAce]

Man—we didn’t even break 100 posts this week

[Lucky9teen]

Everyone must be out manufacturing their outrage, at the Town Hall meetings....

[DejaJude]

Friends were visiting us after attending church. Their youngest daughter was explaining what she learned in Sunday School. She pointed at my sons and said they were her brothers in God's way. My husband then asked what he was. She seemed kind of puzzled of how to fit someone so much older in the category, gave up and said, “You're just in God's way”. True story.

[Monkey Face]

HAH!
That looks kinda like the “Crimson Pimp” I saw in downtown Las Vegas 20 years ago. My sister asked, “Is he in a show somewhere?”
Paint it all crimson velvet, give it a slouch and a jaunty air, and he would fit right in!

(Bending over double here...)

[stephenjohnbanker]

LMAO!

[Monkey Face]

A step up for Chia Pets!

[cartan]

Obama…is evil!

[Monkey Face]

Ohlordy...how DID you know what my mind contained???
ROTFLMBO!!

[FreedomHammer]

You’ll want to send this to Chrissy and Bobbi.

[Bean Counter]

[FreedomHammer]

That’s a great record of their partisan propaganda.

[FreedomHammer]

[dragonblustar]

That’s a keeper. I’ll have to show this to my liberal relatives in Michigan.

[spotbust1]

Apparently I am “The Yodeler”

[Nighttime in America]

Everyone must be out manufacturing their outrage, at the Town Hall meetings....

That, and waiting by the mailbox for my check from the insurance companies.

[Dead Corpse]

Still not at 100. That’s just silly...

[Nighttime in America]

Still not at 100. That’s just silly...

Come on, we can do it...

[Nighttime in America]

Still not at 100. That’s just silly...

Come on, we can do it...