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[Lucky9teen]

I got an email with some of the MOST outrageous footwear I have EVER seen. Even in my younger days there is no way I could ever...or would ever, wear the likes of these fashion statements. Some of them are funny. Some of them are silly. Some of them are horrendous.....and some of them look downright PAINFUL. No Thank You. I'd rather go barefoot! Check it out.....

I'd like to see her standing up and walking in those. I know it would be entertaining.


Great bridal shoe! Hope the groom is eight foot tall
Now I know I've got to get a pair of these. I'd feel like Mrs. Maxwell Smart.


There aren't enough words for this. Who the h@** wants to stand on a nail?


Did they borrow this idea from Transformers or Hannibal Lecter?


Now, I must confess. These might surprise us. They look springy.

You could pogo your way to where you're going.

Learning how to stop might take some experience once you get hopping.


You're really hoofin' it in these...


Do these require water and a mower?


I wonder if the lights work on these. You could see where you're walking in the dark.

That would be cool.


Now, I must confess. These are much prettier than the

big fluffy duck, bear, chicken, etc house shoes.


NO COMMENT


These are just silly.


Looks like something Michelle Obama would wear.


Flip flops of the Flopper for the flip flopper.


WHAT THE %&$^#*(@#()#() She didn't paint her toenails!


Is this so that if you have smelly feet, you can blame the shoes?


Now, this is one twisted cowpoke. At least I assume cowpoke (hairy legs).

Better shut up. don't want to get into trouble.


Be hard crossing your legs.


Oh yeah, I can see me slipping my feet into these ugly critters, can't you?  Geesh!!

[Hyzenthlay]

Recently, I’ve seen an unfortunate number of jelly sandals in department stores and such, if those count as ridiculous shoes.

[CodeToad]

ROTFLMAO!!!

[martin_fierro]

Come on.

I mean, come ON.

[the_devils_advocate_666]

Last year I was visiting with my grandmother-in-law and we were snacking on some mixed nuts and she didn’t miss a beat calling these out by that exact name.

[martin_fierro]

BEST.

SLIPPER GAG.

EVER.

[Shyla]

It was incredible. I left my daughter there for an extra week. She comes home this weekend.

I have to get my 2010 work goals established and presented to my manager by this afternoon.

My goal is to win the lottery but I have a feeling that is not what he is looking for.

[Nateman]

[Nateman]

The spy among us...

I can't really take credit for that one. I saw it on the net on day and immediately stole it!(Ceiling cat does not approve!)

[red-dawg]

[martin_fierro]

** snicker **

[Monkey Face]

http://www.fark.com/cgi/vidplayer.pl?IDLink=4365716

Happy Friday!!

[BenLurkin]

[BenLurkin]

Yup.

Been there and done that!

[fredhead]

You Are Sneakers

You are creative, funky, and forward thinking.
You are cool, but you are still approachable.

You are stylish and edgy, but you aren't a slave to fashion.
You tend to put your own spin on trends.

You tend to have a fast paced, busy lifestyle.
Not a lot of people can keep up with you!

You should live: Near nature

You should work: In a job that keeps you on the go

What Kind of Shoe Are You?

[fredhead]

Here's some shoes for ya!!!!!

[LongElegantLegs]

You Are Bare Feet

You are a true free spirit, and you can't be tied down.
Even wearing shoes can be a little too constraining for you at times!

You are very comfortable in your own skin.
You are one of the most real people around. You don't have anything to hide.

Open and accepting, you are willing to discuss or entertain almost any topic.
You are a very tolerant person. You are accepting and not judgmental.

You should live: Somewhere warm

You should work: At your own business, where you can set the rules

What Kind of Shoe Are You?

[Monkey Face]

You Are Flip Flops

You are laid back and very friendly.
Cheery and sunny in disposition, you usually have something to smile about.

Style is important to you, as long as you can stay casual.
It takes a lot to get you to dress up!

You are a loyal and true person, though you can be a bit of a flake.
You tend to "play hooky" and blow off responsibilities a lot more than most people.

You should live: By the beach

You should work: At a casual up and coming company

What Kind of Shoe Are You?

[Squidpup]

[LongElegantLegs]