Maybe if I garden nekkid it will scare the rain away — 1.8” here yesterday, unneeded — and send it to the lovely ladies in India? I really could give it a try because I live in the middle of a forest in the middle of a cornfield.
But the UPS man will be in for a nasty shock.
If you’re a woman, that won’t work. See post#76!
Better ask the weather gods, I just work here.