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Pool Got My Daughter Pregnant (hmmmmmm)
anaova ^
Posted on 07/09/2009 5:18:33 PM PDT by Kimmers
Ananova:
'Pool got my daughter pregnant' A Polish mum is suing an Egyptian hotel after claiming her daughter got pregnant using their mixed swimming pool.
The bizarre claim surfaced as Magdalena Kwiatkowska demanded compensation after her 13-year-old daughter came back from the family holiday expecting a baby.
Tourist authorities in Warsaw confirmed they had received the complaint which states that the girl conceived because of stray sperm in the pool.
"The mother is adamant that her daughter didn't meet any boys while she was there and is determined to go ahead with the case," said one travel industry source.
TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Travel; UFO's; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: littleswimmers; napl; pregnantpole
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To: Kimmers
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posted on
07/09/2009 6:45:07 PM PDT
by
DCPatriot
("It aint what you don't know that kills you. It's what you know that aint so" Theodore Sturgeon))
To: Charles Henrickson
Holy cow, ok you win! lol
To: Charles Henrickson
My husband and son were sitting here when I laughed at your comment...so I had to read the thread to them. Here is their contribution:
She met some Seamen at the pool. ;^)
To: DCPatriot
Alex, that would be “women who won’t go out with DCPatriot” for any amount of money.
To: Kimmers
45
posted on
07/09/2009 7:29:18 PM PDT
by
Palladin
(Let's help Sarah take back America!)
To: Kimmers
Who knew sperm could be strays. Shoulda had it neutered so it couldn’t procreate.
Don’t want any feral sperm wondering around the pool. Someone might feed it.
Sperm lady found with over 2,000,000 feral sperm in her pool. Story at 11:00.
To: Larry Lucido; Cagey; MotleyGirl70; Red in Blue PA
Jerry: You got pregnant from a pool?? And you call *that* your tractor story??
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posted on
07/09/2009 8:02:19 PM PDT
by
earlJam
To: Kimmers
Better take that baby to term. Any sperm who made that trip across the pool and hit the target is a NAVY SEAL! That kid will a natural born ass kicker.
48
posted on
07/09/2009 8:08:40 PM PDT
by
TADSLOS
(Sarah Palin: Sun Tzu of Politics)
To: Kimmers
Well, I suppose some mothers are so incompetent that it makes sense to blame aliens--- or anything else, other than her own stupidity.
I've met a few of those. "Oh no! Not MY daughter!"
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posted on
07/09/2009 8:11:25 PM PDT
by
Publius6961
(Change is not a plan; Hope is not a strategy.)
To: Jet Jaguar; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
To: Kimmers
Yeah, this is a call for ... THE MYTHBUSTERS!!!
They proved that the “bullet that went through a man’s testicle and landed in a woman’s womb and got her pregnant” was (surprise) not possible.
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posted on
07/09/2009 8:43:47 PM PDT
by
autumnraine
(You can't fix stupid, but you can vote it out)
To: martin_fierro
A Polish mum is suing an Egyptian hotel after claiming her daughter got pregnant using their mixed swimming pool.
Okay, but in the water show, the performers form a Great Pyramid for their finale.
52
posted on
07/09/2009 8:44:09 PM PDT
by
SunkenCiv
(https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/__Since Jan 3, 2004__Profile updated Monday, January 12, 2009)
To: autumnraine
This thread could use a pic of Elaine Benes doing the "fake, fake, fake, fake" thing...
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posted on
07/09/2009 8:47:23 PM PDT
by
SunkenCiv
(https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/__Since Jan 3, 2004__Profile updated Monday, January 12, 2009)
To: Big_Harry
A few years ago some parents in Australia won a case against a municipal pool owner citing the same story; floating sperm. Do you have proof of that?
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posted on
07/09/2009 9:32:00 PM PDT
by
Tamar1973
(Only dead fish "go with the flow"--Sarah Palin)
To: Slings and Arrows
The Sturgeon Marry?
Perhaps mom meant sperm floating around in a car pool.
My guess is mom is right about her not seeing any boys in Egypt, because she was preggers BEFORE she went to Egypt, and didn’t want to cheat on her boyfriend.
In any case, mom should remember that mum’s the word!
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posted on
07/09/2009 9:37:16 PM PDT
by
ApplegateRanch
(The Great Obamanation of Desolation, sitting in the Oval Office, where he ought not...)
To: rickmichaels
And she's not going to be disappointed. Damnit..coca-cola all over my monitor
56
posted on
07/09/2009 9:44:28 PM PDT
by
txroadkill
(God bless those who seek freedom in Iran-Let Freedom Ring!)
To: forYourChildrenVote4Bush
Are asking if she is pregnant with a piglet? ... Pooh will be furious!
57
posted on
07/09/2009 9:48:04 PM PDT
by
MHGinTN
(Believing they cannot be deceived, they cannot be convinced when they are deceived.)
To: ApplegateRanch
Keep an eye on the girl and see if she has cravings for Pierogi or Tabbouleh.
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posted on
07/09/2009 9:52:41 PM PDT
by
Tamar1973
(Only dead fish "go with the flow"--Sarah Palin)
To: Tamar1973
I just remember the story line.
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posted on
07/10/2009 4:25:35 AM PDT
by
Big_Harry
( Thank God I am an "Infidel"!)
To: Kimmers
60
posted on
07/10/2009 6:02:08 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
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