The Sturgeon Marry?
Perhaps mom meant sperm floating around in a car pool.
My guess is mom is right about her not seeing any boys in Egypt, because she was preggers BEFORE she went to Egypt, and didn’t want to cheat on her boyfriend.
In any case, mom should remember that mum’s the word!
Keep an eye on the girl and see if she has cravings for Pierogi or Tabbouleh.