Posted on 07/01/2009 5:09:08 PM PDT by dynachrome
1. What is the supreme law of the land?
2. What do we call the first 10 amendments to the Constitution?
3. What are the two parts of the U.S. Congress?
4. How many justices are on the Supreme Court?
5. Who wrote the Declaration of Independence?
6. What ocean is on the East Coast of the United States?
7. What are the two major political parties in the United States?
8. We elect a U.S. senator for how many years?
9. Who was the first president?
10. Who is in charge of the executive branch?
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>>7. What are the two major political parties in the United States?
Is that “the Marxists” and “the Taxpayers”??
Joke test questions.
Fun ping for homeschoolers to try.
If you want, let us know how your kids did.
ROCK AND ROLL!
2. What do we call the first 10 amendments to the Constitution?
Dopey, Sneezy, Doc, Jokey, Grouchy, Itchy, Scratchy, Ate, Nyn, Ten
3. What are the two parts of the U.S. Congress?
a) The corrupt part and b) the other corrupt part
4. How many justices are on the Supreme Court?
Trick question! There is no justices. There is just usses.
5. Who wrote the Declaration of Independence?
Paul Revere 6. What ocean is on the East Coast of the United States?
Ocean 11
7. What are the two major political parties in the United States?
pass
8. We elect a U.S. senator for how many years?
Once, and they never go away.
9. Who was the first president?
Washington
10. Who is in charge of the executive branch?
The Illuminatis
Communists and Socialists.
The ocean off the East coast? Are you kidding me?
The first President? Please don’t tell me there were kids who answered ‘Abraham Lincoln.”
Saw sandrat’s post and posted seperately as he put the answers in the post. Not that youse guys would miss any of these!
9. Who was the first president?
Answer: Washington. correct 26.5 percent
We are in so much trouble.
You got #10 correct. Many think it is the Bilderbergers, but are wrong.
;)
1. What is the supreme law of the land? The Word of Obama
2. What do we call the first 10 amendments to the Constitution? More antiquated nonsense by some dead white slave owners
3. What are the two parts of the U.S. Congress? Socialists & Wimps
4. How many justices are on the Supreme Court? Who cares? The question is, do they empathize?
5. Who wrote the Declaration of Independence? A dead white slave owner who did not understand the nuances of modern life
6. What ocean is on the East Coast of the United States? I'll let you know what we call it, once we've remapped all the international boundaries
7. What are the two major political parties in the United States? Democommies and Jellyfish
8. We elect a U.S. senator for how many years? As many years as they are useful to The Cause
9. Who was the first president? The Lord Most High Obama (textbooks are being updated to reflect this New Truth)
10. Who is in charge of the executive branch? Me, me, ME, I tell you -- ME! I'm in charge of it all! I am THE ONE WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR!
Once, and they never go away.
LOL!
“We elect a U.S. senator for how many years?
Once, and they never go away.”
R O T F L M A O !!
The percentages of correct answers are scary.
Is this an open book test?
Graded on a curve. all studnts got an “A”
"But John Wright, the head of the state teachers union, the Arizona Education Association, dismissed the report as a "gotcha piece of writing.""
and
"Ronald Marx, the dean of the University of Arizona's College of Education, said he wasn't pleased to hear the findings but said he was more concerned than alarmed,"
Those two sentences reflect the reason for the sorry state of American education these days.
Tho the one time I’m sympathetic with bad test performance is with geography. And I don’t mean not being able to find Florida on the map.
Things like State capitals. Ugh.
Capital of Maine? Bangor! Nope.
Pennsylvania? Philadelphia! Nope
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