1 posted on
06/18/2009 12:32:19 PM PDT by
Chet 99
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My Bologna
has a first name,
It’s O-S-C-A-R.
My bologna has a second name,
It’s M-A-Y-E-R.
Oh I love to eat it everyday,
And if you ask me why say,
Cause’ Oscar Mayer has a way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A!!!!
2 posted on
06/18/2009 12:33:08 PM PDT by
Chet 99
To: Chet 99
I hope it was Boar’s Head
3 posted on
06/18/2009 12:33:18 PM PDT by
Puppage
(You may disagree with what I have to say, but I shall defend to your death my right to say it)
To: Chet 99
I think I know why...he was hungry.
4 posted on
06/18/2009 12:33:44 PM PDT by
stuartcr
(Everything happens as God wants it to...otherwise, things would be different.)
To: Chet 99
To: Chet 99
Expect to see a report of someone being beaten and robbed for their pie next. News at 11...
To: Chet 99
Maybe 0 had the munchies and "Five Guys" was closed.
Description fits...
7 posted on
06/18/2009 12:37:28 PM PDT by
Martin Tell
(ask for the ancient paths, ask where the good way is, and walk in it)
To: Chet 99
That usually doen't happen until you are placed in the holding cell on Friday night, waiting to get booked.
Which doesn't happen till 1 hour before the next shift comes one.
To: Chet 99
76 cents??
This has to be some premium balogna and bread! Did he get the Miracle Whip on the sandwich before the theft?? That would definitely up the value.
10 posted on
06/18/2009 12:40:19 PM PDT by
GeronL
(http://libertyfic.proboards.com <----go there now,----> tyrannysentinel.blogspot.com)
To: Chet 99
Kliban fans: Quick as a wink, the sly cat stole Monroe’s cheese sandwich.
11 posted on
06/18/2009 12:40:37 PM PDT by
NautiNurse
(Obama: A day without TOTUS is like a day without sunshine)
To: Chet 99
Another Obama person
doing what civilized people wouldn’t do.
12 posted on
06/18/2009 12:41:50 PM PDT by
nmh
(Intelligent people recognize Intelligent Design (God).)
To: Chet 99
13 posted on
06/18/2009 12:41:52 PM PDT by
b4its2late
(I love defenseless animals, especially in a good gravy.)
To: Chet 99
“Hamilton told police he did not know the man or why he assaulted him and stole his sandwich. He described him as a black man who appeared to be in his 30s. “
That’s life in Obama land!
14 posted on
06/18/2009 12:42:26 PM PDT by
nmh
(Intelligent people recognize Intelligent Design (God).)
To: Chet 99
Hamilton told police he did not know the man or why he assaulted him and stole his sandwich. Did he volunteer this bit, or did the have the gall to actually ask him?
Remember when it didn't matter WHY somebody broke the law?
15 posted on
06/18/2009 12:42:53 PM PDT by
thulldud
(It HAS happened here!)
To: Chet 99
I’m guessing that the perpetrator was an Obama voter who believed that he was entitled to the sandwich.
To: Chet 99
20 posted on
06/18/2009 12:46:11 PM PDT by
Dallas59
("You know the one with the big ears? He might be yours, but he ain't my president.")
To: Chet 99
There Is No Such Thing As A Balogna Sandwich.
23 posted on
06/18/2009 12:48:29 PM PDT by
SkyDancer
('Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not..' ~ Thomas Jefferson)
To: Chet 99
“preparing to put mayonnaise on his bologna and cheese sandwich”
Here is the problem: He was obviously a connoisseur of the bologna and knew it was a culinary crime to put mayonnaise where only mustard should be.
To: Chet 99
dude you ruined your pitbull posting streak!
29 posted on
06/18/2009 12:52:56 PM PDT by
MAD-AS-HELL
(Hope and Change. Rhetoric embraced by the Insane - Obama, The Chump in Charge)
To: Chet 99
Put some ice on it. It’s better for everybody when you spread the wealth around.
30 posted on
06/18/2009 12:53:24 PM PDT by
PhilDragoo
(Hussein: Islamo-Commie from Kenya)
To: Chet 99
They say that in our legal system you can indict a ham sandwich.
31 posted on
06/18/2009 12:54:45 PM PDT by
earlJam
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