[JoeProBono]

[MAD-AS-HELL]

I should see if they’ll accept Craven Morehead or Buster Hymen.

[hunter112]

If you’re using Facebook, MySpace, Twitter, or any of that other nonsense as a major backbone of your business plan, then maybe you should be instead wearing a paper hat, asking people if they want fries with that.

[hunter112]

Also, if you’ve got 330 “friends” that your only means of contact is a social networking free site, then you either have an inflated opinion of your ability to attract friends, and/or you need to get out more with REAL people, who often exchange telephone numbers.

[DBrow]

She probably was zotted by a bot, not a human. With that many accounts, it would take a state full of real people to vet them all.

My own Facebok name, Mr. Mxyzptlk, is real and is my own; I’ll sue if they zot me.

[svcw]

Hummm. Since there are so many fake names, makes me wonder if the story is well correct in anyway.

[HereInTheHeartland]

There are at least 3 pages of Jethro Bodines

[SERKIT]

Hugh G. Rekshun
Mike Hunt
Jack Mahogoff

Dickie Boner
Iona Nicerack
Phil McCracken
Harry Dupa
Barry Dunham-Soetoro

[Atom Smasher]

No wonder I have never been able to get on the site!

[notaliberal]

When not to hyphenate your name

[Ditter]

;9)

[JRios1968]

Some of my friends in Facebook are registered as Wilma Fingerdoo and Whiskey T. Foxtrot...

[Lonely Bull]

Why would her parents name her Alicia?

[steve-b]

“Heywood Jablome” is my real name, darn it....