1 posted on
05/14/2009 5:23:33 PM PDT by
decimon
To: decimon
Old Faithful must be pi##ed!
2 posted on
05/14/2009 5:24:56 PM PDT by
Man50D
(Fair Tax, you earn it, you keep it!)
To: decimon
“The geyser was not erupting at the time”
Too bad....
3 posted on
05/14/2009 5:25:07 PM PDT by
ButThreeLeftsDo
(FR. ....Monthly Donors Wanted.)
To: decimon
“The geyser was not erupting at the time”
well, duh. Otherwise there might have been a wee problem.
;)
4 posted on
05/14/2009 5:25:40 PM PDT by
dynachrome
(Barack Hussein Obama yunikku khinaaziir)
To: decimon
What are they supposed to do for excitement when tourist season hasn’t yet arrived?
5 posted on
05/14/2009 5:25:46 PM PDT by
Vigilanteman
(Are there any men left in Washington? Or, are there only cowards? Ahmad Shah Massoud)
To: decimon
You can get fired for whizzing into a geyser?
Good to know.
6 posted on
05/14/2009 5:26:48 PM PDT by
RandallFlagg
(Satisfaction was my sin)
To: decimon
That’s a good way to win a Darwin Award. Even if the geyser is not erupting, the ground around such thermal formations are not that sound. Step in the wrong spot and fall into scalding hot water.
7 posted on
05/14/2009 5:27:15 PM PDT by
Fred Hayek
(Minnesota - You all can go to hell. I'm going to Texas.)
To: decimon
Giving Yellowstone a bad name.
8 posted on
05/14/2009 5:27:17 PM PDT by
ClearCase_guy
(We are a ruled people, serfs to the Federal Oligarchy -- and the Tree of Liberty thirsts)
To: decimon
It’s stories like this that really piss me off.
To: decimon
Memo to self: Do not eat yellow snow OR drink yellow geyser water.
10 posted on
05/14/2009 5:30:17 PM PDT by
Mad_Tom_Rackham
(What did Obama's Teleprompter know, and when did it know it...)
To: decimon
WTF? If there were tourists around then yes, but otherwise where’s the bloody harm in wizzing on the ground?? Give me a break.
13 posted on
05/14/2009 5:32:59 PM PDT by
FReepaholic
(Endeavor to persevere.)
To: decimon
the real insult here is that our “dear leader” did not collect a urination, defecation, dehydration, soda, tobacco, liquor, ding-dong, doughnut, oxygen tax from their behavior. their bodily filtration system, without paying their due carbon tax, is an insult to all those who stand in gubmint lines to collect what is due them. i ‘jus be ‘wantin my pie!!!
To: decimon
It would take a lot more than that to do any damage!
17 posted on
05/14/2009 5:39:08 PM PDT by
SWAMPSNIPER
(THE SECOND AMENDMENT, A MATTER OF FACT, NOT A MATTER OF OPINION)
To: decimon
It’s a little known fact that Old Faithful only erupts when toilets are flushed at the Old Faithful Inn. The plumbing was broken down that day, and the employees were just doing their best to keep up the flow.
To: decimon
Years ago, 3 employees took a large valve out & placed it near (not on!) Old Faithful. When they felt the rumblings a bit, they turned the crank. Then a bit more, and finally one shouted, “All the way!”. They spun the valve and Old Faithful went shooting up.
They were fired, too.
20 posted on
05/14/2009 5:41:30 PM PDT by
Mr Rogers
(Everything for Unions, Nothing for Defense!)
To: decimon
Well, they do call it yellowstone, right?
23 posted on
05/14/2009 5:43:10 PM PDT by
Bullish
( Reality is the best cure for delusion.)
To: decimon
Why not piss on Old Faithful? She’s been pissing on us like clockwork for thousands of years.
To: decimon
One is identified as a man the other is not identified....perhaps not a man?
31 posted on
05/14/2009 5:51:39 PM PDT by
Concho
( No Birth Certificate-No Census!)
To: decimon
"The geyser was not erupting at the time."
DUH, maybe they wanted to create one?
34 posted on
05/14/2009 6:00:19 PM PDT by
BobS
To: decimon
A wienie roast waiting to happen.
48 posted on
05/16/2009 5:16:13 AM PDT by
aomagrat
(Gun owners who vote for democrats are too stupid to own guns.)
To: decimon
50 posted on
05/16/2009 5:34:15 AM PDT by
grjr21
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