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Amy's Place ... Poetry and Potpourri ... April, 2009
4-1-2009
| JustAmy; St.Louie1; MamaBear; Billie
Posted on 04/01/2009 7:51:26 AM PDT by JustAmy
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TOPICS: Humor; Miscellaneous; Poetry; The Poetry Branch
KEYWORDS: amysplace; april; friends; poetry
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To: jaycee
That’s why I love the kitten. It’s some kind of sign I can’t put my finger on.
2,061
posted on
04/21/2009 6:50:10 PM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(Communism - Hezbollah - Al Qaeda - Obama - Stone Age - CHAOS)
To: Lady Jag
I didn’t want to tell you that you couldn’t spell either..LOL!
To: fish hawk; Mama_Bear; MEG33; jaycee; gardengirl; yorkie; Billie; OESY; Kitty Mittens; The Mayor; ...

Barbara Walters did a television story on gender roles in Kabul, Afghanistan several years before the Afghan conflict. She noted that women customarily walked five paces behind their husbands.
She recently returned to Kabul and observed that women still walk behind their husbands.
From Miss Walters' vantage point, despite the overthrow of the oppressive Taliban regime, the women now seem to walk even further back behind their husbands and are happy to maintain the old custom.
Miss Walters approached one of the Afghani women and asked, "Why do you now seem happy with an old custom that you once tried so desperately to change?"
The woman looked Miss Walters straight in the eyes and without hesitation said, "Land Mines."
Moral of the story is...
(no matter where you go)
... BEHIND EVERY MAN, THERE'S A SMART WOMAN!
Happy Humor Month!
Submitted by FishHawk
2,063
posted on
04/21/2009 7:49:18 PM PDT
by
JustAmy
(Taxed Enough Already.)
To: JustAmy
2,064
posted on
04/21/2009 8:05:03 PM PDT
by
Dubya
(Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father,but by me)
To: JustAmy
I truly loved that one....
To: JustAmy; yorkie; OESY; MEG33; jaycee; Mama_Bear; The Mayor; ST.LOUIE1; Billie; ConorMacNessa; ...
One Apryl day,
Whan softe was the sunne,
I killed a younge birde,
And ate it on a bunne.
2,066
posted on
04/21/2009 8:25:04 PM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(Communism - Hezbollah - Al Qaeda - Obama - Stone Age - CHAOS)
To: JustAmy
ROFL...now that’s funny (#2063)!!! Thanks Amy LOL! LOL!
2,067
posted on
04/21/2009 8:45:13 PM PDT
by
PGalt
To: Dubya
2,068
posted on
04/21/2009 8:45:34 PM PDT
by
JustAmy
(Taxed Enough Already.)
To: jaycee
2,069
posted on
04/21/2009 8:46:24 PM PDT
by
JustAmy
(Taxed Enough Already.)
To: Lady Jag
2,070
posted on
04/21/2009 8:47:21 PM PDT
by
JustAmy
(Taxed Enough Already.)
To: PGalt
Thanks, PGalt.
I received that in email and decided that it was perfect for Humor Month. ;^ )
2,071
posted on
04/21/2009 8:48:27 PM PDT
by
JustAmy
(Taxed Enough Already.)
To: JustAmy
I posted a reply right after you posted this - and it never showed up. (Wonder what I did wrong????)
Anyway, Amy - that is a GOOD ‘un!!! Thanks!
2,072
posted on
04/21/2009 8:58:05 PM PDT
by
yorkie
(><)
To: JustAmy
That is was! Thanks, Amy. Still laughing. LOL!
2,073
posted on
04/21/2009 9:10:13 PM PDT
by
PGalt
To: yorkie
Thanks, Yorkie.
I need to start posting some of the jokes that are sent via email.
There are some great ones.
2,074
posted on
04/21/2009 9:13:11 PM PDT
by
JustAmy
(Taxed Enough Already.)
To: Lady Jag
I got to wake up to that one, L. J. A laugh to start the day!
Author, please....lets see...~~author-L.J.~~?? LOL!
To: Lady Jag
The Lady has talent..LOL!
2,076
posted on
04/22/2009 4:31:24 AM PDT
by
MEG33
(God Bless Our Military)
To: Billie
2,077
posted on
04/22/2009 4:34:11 AM PDT
by
MEG33
(God Bless Our Military)
To: FRiends; JustAmy; Mama_Bear; Billie; NicknamedBob; ST.LOUIE1; dutchess; Kitty Mittens; ...
*Happy Warm Fuzzy Wednesday Everyone*
I have just started taking all the shelves and drawers out of
the refrigerator and am working on cleaning it and all my
appliances..and none too soon!
I really enjoyed seeing all the beautiful rose graphics , poetry
and music from yesterday.
2,078
posted on
04/22/2009 4:52:33 AM PDT
by
MEG33
(God Bless Our Military)
To: JustAmy; Billie; dutchess; GodBlessUSA; deadhead; jaycee; LUV W; mathluv; DollyCali; Dubya; Gabz; ..

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April 22, 2009
Too Old?
My covenant is with you, and you shall be a father of many nations. Genesis 17:4
When God promised Abraham and his wife Sarah that they would have a son, Abraham laughed in unbelief and replied, Shall a child be born to a man who is one hundred years old? And shall Sarah, who is ninety years old, bear a child? (Gen. 17:17).
Later, Sarah laughed for the same reason: After I have grown old, shall I have pleasure, my lord being old also? (18:12).
We too grow old and wonder if the Lord can fulfill His promises to us. We no longer have prominence or status. Our minds are not as nimble as they once were. Were hampered by physical problems that limit our mobility and keep us close to home. Every day we seem to lose more of the things we have spent a lifetime acquiring. Robert Frost underscores something that we sometimes ask ourselves: The question . . . is what to make of a diminished thing.
Not muchif we are left to ourselves. But God is able to do more with us than we can imagine. He asks us, as He asked Sarah, Is anything too hard for the Lord? (18:14). Of course not!
Were never too old to be useful if we make ourselves available to God for His purposes.
Growing old but not retiring,
For the battle still is on;
Going on without relenting
Till the final victorys won. Anon.
2,079
posted on
04/22/2009 5:00:08 AM PDT
by
The Mayor
( In Gods works we see His hand; in His Word we hear His heart)
To: Lady Jag
That reminds me of the “little birdie on the windowsill” poem.
Probably not a “morning person” either.
2,080
posted on
04/22/2009 5:28:13 AM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(Panicked at seeing Scarecrow twitching and shaking, Dorothy unplugs the teleprompter. "Uh, um, er .")
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