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Posted on 04/01/2009 7:51:26 AM PDT by JustAmy
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:) Nice font! :)
LOL! Me,too!
Oh man, I need that pie so bad!
Boy, could we ever turn heads! That hat you posted looks like a tree and I don’t know what that one I posted looks like, unless a mattress!
The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get
their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end
of it. The next day the kids came back and one by one began
to tell their stories.
Kathy said, "My father's a farmer and we have a lot of
egg-laying hens. One time we were taking our eggs to market in
A basket on the front seat of the pickup when we hit a bump in
The road and all the eggs went flying and broke and made a mess."
"And what's the moral of the story?" asked the teacher.
"Don't put all your eggs in one basket!" "Very good,"
said the teacher.
Next little Lucy raised and hand and said, "Our family are
farmers too. But we raise chickens for the meat
market. We had a dozen eggs one time, but when they hatched
we only got ten live chicks and the moral to this story is don't
count your chickens until they're hatched."
"That was a fine story Lucy. Johnny, do you have a story to share?"
"Yes, ma'am, my daddy told me this story about my Aunt Mary.
Aunt Mary was a flight engineer in Desert Storm and her plane
got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had
was a bottle of whiskey, a machine gun and a machete.
She drank the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn't
break and then she landed right in the middle of 100 enemy troops.
She killed seventy of them with the machine gun until she ran out
of bullets, then she killed twenty more with the machete till the
blade broke and then she killed the last ten with her bare hands.
"Good heavens," said the horrified teacher, "what kind of moral
did your daddy tell you from that horrible story?
"Stay the Hell away from Aunt Mary when she's been drinking."
It kinda made me hungry for cherry pie, too! They are not that hard to make, its just having time and being in the mood to bake.
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I will be back a bit later....have to lay down a few minutes.
Yeah but you’re there and I’m here. Maybe Zero will give me pie.
Zero wants to give everyone “pie in the sky” or so he says! Don’t believe a word of it. I worked for mine and I want everyone else to work for theirs.
I will never forget that black woman saying she would never have to pay her rent or house payment again ‘cause Obama was going to pay for all of it. And he was going to help with the groceries, etc.etc. I think yorkie had that youtube video one time. My phone rang when I told you I had to lay down....brother in Georgia. So now, I will lay down a few!!
Lamh Foistenach Abu!
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Lamh Foistenach Abu!
I've heard more than once that Obama staged that. The generous woman's being there and jumping up so quickly was highly suspicious so I tend to believe it.
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Lamh Foistenach Abu!
Lamh Foistenach Abu!
Now we need GB for follow Mark Twain's advice:
The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights.
But, basically, I am not a "hat person". I've never tried on a hat that didn't make me look more ridiculous than I already do. LOL.
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