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ShamWow Guy In Slap, Chop Bust - TV pitchman battered hooker in South Beach hotel room brawl
thesmokinggun.com ^ | March 27, 2009

Posted on 03/27/2009 4:31:14 PM PDT by Free ThinkerNY

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To: Trod Upon

Oh damn! LMAO!

Best post on the thread.


81 posted on 03/27/2009 6:07:36 PM PDT by FreedomPoster (Obama: Carter's only chance to avoid going down in history as the worst U.S. president ever.)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

DUDE, HE GOT DELLED!


82 posted on 03/27/2009 6:18:57 PM PDT by IllumiNaughtyByNature (If the Average nObama Voter is Antyhing Like Peggy Joseph, The Next 4 Years Will Be A Hoot!!!!)
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To: Drew68
Yeah, I'd hit it.

That's what got SHAM-DORK arrested. Let it go... :o)

83 posted on 03/27/2009 6:20:52 PM PDT by IllumiNaughtyByNature (If the Average nObama Voter is Antyhing Like Peggy Joseph, The Next 4 Years Will Be A Hoot!!!!)
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To: Frantzie
Hospital gown clad degenerate Vince looks like death warmed over. One can predict he may also be herpes-infected, hepatitis C +, and maybe even HIV +, given the diseased, insane women he cavorts with.

If old Vince lives another five years, it will be a miracle.


84 posted on 03/27/2009 6:23:10 PM PDT by FormerACLUmember (When the past no longer illuminates the future, the spirit walks in darkness.)
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To: null and void

She told him no


85 posted on 03/27/2009 6:25:51 PM PDT by bert (K.E. N.P. +12 . John Galt hell !...... where is Francisco dÂ’Anconia)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

That’s a $60 whore. He paid for a GFE or PSE but still got ripped off. She has trailer trash written all over her. Whores are diseased. He would not have punched her if she had his tongue in her teeth because that would have damaged his own tongue. I bet she bit him too hard and he retaliated with punches. Hooker bite + open cut + hooker spit = hepatitis. She will probably win a civil suit.

As for the folks who are saying he looks good for 44. Look at his mug shot. The Sham Wow pic is years old. Drugs and alcohol have ravaged him.


86 posted on 03/27/2009 8:03:49 PM PDT by equalizer5150
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To: 75thOVI; Abathar; alarm rider; albee; Alice au Wonderland; Amityschild; aMorePerfectUnion; ...
Shlomi, 44, was arrested last month on a felony battery charge following a violent confrontation with a prostitute in his South Beach hotel room.


87 posted on 03/27/2009 9:27:47 PM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: papasmurf
"Whores disgust me. Guys who patronize them, disgust me even more."

LOL! Sucker. She'll get to pull her con again because you can't see the scam she pulled.

She's not a hooker, she just plays one. She's a con artist. The gypsy girls pull this same scam when they migrate through Alabama every other year.

You watch, she'll go pick up "her" money from the police station after the charges are dropped. Since it was in her possession, the police will release it to her.

So she scores a grand without even sleeping with the guy.

Sometimes the gypsies will have a big brother or two follow her to the hotel room for a more physical mugging, but if something (like hotel security) stops that, the girl will kick the mark's genitals or bite his tongue...anything to end the "date" before she has to actually put out.

What the gypsies *won't* do is leave that money. Pretty rare that the cops get called because the mark is typically a dumb guy who has no idea what's going on...but no matter...the girl or her family will go pick up that $1k after the dust settles...and probably have pulled this con on half a dozen other idiots (who likewise won't get it) in the meantime.

Con artists *con* you...that's their game. If you think that she's a hooker then you've fallen for her con.

88 posted on 03/27/2009 9:55:47 PM PDT by Southack (Media Bias means that Castro won't be punished for Cuban war crimes against Black Angolans in Africa)
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To: Rosemont
it sells itself.

“We all know the German's make good stuff...”


89 posted on 03/27/2009 10:04:25 PM PDT by johnny7 ("Duck I says... ")
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To: Free ThinkerNY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bDPAOuizsQ

Warning language.


90 posted on 03/27/2009 10:46:39 PM PDT by neb52
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To: Drew68


She looks much hotter than anything Spitzer paid for.



"You followin' me, camera guy?"
91 posted on 03/28/2009 12:55:29 AM PDT by Rastus (Jedi mind tricks would work on Obama.)
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To: got_moab?
with what??

About a case of penicillin?

92 posted on 03/28/2009 2:38:24 AM PDT by Caipirabob (Communists... Socialists... Democrats...Traitors... Who can tell the difference?)
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To: GSWarrior
Can the shamwow can be used as a contraceptive sponge?

"Protects against syphilis, herpes, crabs, rashes and sis can use it for a contraceptive sponge. But watch out for crazed hookers on meth, you're on your own, kid!"

93 posted on 03/28/2009 2:41:38 AM PDT by Caipirabob (Communists... Socialists... Democrats...Traitors... Who can tell the difference?)
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To: Southack
Con artists *con* you...that's their game. If you think that she's a hooker then you've fallen for her con.

Thanks for posting that. I would have never known either way. There's millions of girls willing to abuse a guy for far free, and I do so love "variety"...lol!

94 posted on 03/28/2009 2:47:09 AM PDT by Caipirabob (Communists... Socialists... Democrats...Traitors... Who can tell the difference?)
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For an infomercial guy, his tongue is his meal ticket! She was trying to put him out of business...


95 posted on 03/28/2009 2:55:56 AM PDT by Drago
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To: Vaquero
"...you know we can't do this all day." (I was about to post his line and you beat me to it...)

Do you think ShamWow did a good job on cleaning up Vince's blood?

96 posted on 03/28/2009 3:07:16 AM PDT by Las Vegas Dave ("Thou shalt not speak ill of any fellow Republican." - Ronald Reagan)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Her stimulus package isn’t worth $1,000. In fact, she’s a toxic asset.


97 posted on 03/28/2009 3:55:43 AM PDT by csvset
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To: Two Kids' Dad; Jeremiah Jr; dennisw; dighton; martin_fierro; aculeus; Reaganesque
The guy’s 44 years old and still wearing his hair in a faux-hawk. Plus, he does infomercials. If that doesn’t scream Douche-o-rama, I don’t rightly know what does. His punishment should be to watch an endless loop of Billy Mays’ infomercials for at least 6 months.

Sham woes ping.

98 posted on 03/28/2009 6:39:15 AM PDT by Ezekiel (The Obama-nation began with the Inauguration of Desolation.)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Surprise, surprise....


99 posted on 03/28/2009 6:40:31 AM PDT by Born Conservative (Bohicaville: http://bohicaville.wordpress.com/)
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To: FreedomPoster
The mug shots are priceless.

Makeup does wonders for him on his commercials

100 posted on 03/28/2009 6:42:21 AM PDT by Born Conservative (Bohicaville: http://bohicaville.wordpress.com/)
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