Nebraska Man Stuffs Cat Inside Bong

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,503645,00.html ^

[Ray54]

OMAHA, Neb. — A man who tried to mellow out his cat by stuffing her into a homemade bong is facing criminal charges—and catcalls from animal lovers. Authorities cited a 20-year-old man on suspicion of animal cruelty Sunday after catching him smoking marijuana from a contraption that had a cat stuffed inside its 12-inch by 6-inch base.

[wxgesr]

That’s a pretty good tell you have smoked too much weed. But you know, he must’ve done other drugs because when you’re really buzzed, you think such things, but don’t have the motivation to actually get up and do it.
At least that is what I have read.

[The Good Doctor]

Dr. Seuss originally intended to use this as the title, but fortunately went with his second choice of “In The Hat.”

[geege]

What an inbecil....I’m sure they’ll find a decent home for this cute litte fella.

[Kansas58]

http://www.kanyak.com/ckettle.html

Good song to listen to while you read this thread!

Hey, I am an animal lover, but, this is FUNNY!

[GeronL]

yup.

Chef BRD.

[Ray54]

Back in my younger days I used to get some pretty wild ideas, however, I never would have thought up something this deranged. I never could understand how someone could be cruel to a helpless animal.

[Fester Chugabrew]

If this thread was not consigned to the Smoky Back Room from the get go it will be soon.

[randomhero97]

Thanks for the heads up. *rollseyes*

[Ray54]

Good point. I didn’t think of that.

[attiladhun2]

Typical stunt by a man who has killed most of his brain cells. I can’t believe the number of dummies on FR who think it is a good idea to make this garbage legal.

[Soothesayer]

Noooo! Someone kick his a**!

[al baby]

Great with french bread

[chris_bdba]

Oh poor baby. What is wrong with people? I’ll take her and keep her safe.

[chris_bdba]

To me, this has more to do with the lowlife that thought this up than what he was smoking.

[GladesGuru]

I don’t understand.

I don’t understand why he would do this

I don’t understand how this would work

And I don’t understand how he got caught.

Agreed. But most of all, I don’t understand how he got the cat in that box without getting clawed to ragged, bloody, bits.

[NCC-1701]

What a CATastrophe!

[atomic_dog]

[mysterio]

He should get zero time for the pot, at least ten years for hurting the cat.

Pet abusers are scumbags.

[Liberty Valance]

Toonces - you can come down from the hover position now ...

[Ray54]

Pet abusers are scumbags.

Indeed they are.