Wife dumped on Facebook

Ananova ^ | 2-6-2009 | Ananova

[Lazamataz]

I, also, hereby break up with Emma Brady.

[Lazamataz]

It may be spook training from years ago, but don’t look for me in Facebook. I don’t even like my picture being taken.

Someone posted all your information on Facebook.

Lots of pictures, too.

Good job staying in shape, by the way.

[Thrownatbirth]

Good job staying in shape, by the way.

Wife says I still look good in tie-dyes. :-)

[never4get]

I’d be embarrassed to have to admit to using Facebook.

Why?

[Larry Lucido]

Get in line, buddy. There’s 20 more of us gotta break up with her first.

[Travis T. OJustice]

in the interest of full disclosure, i have facebook and it is the best thing ever.

I outgrew High School when I was 18.

[Lazamataz]

I know. I will patiently wait my turn in line to dump this lady. I even picked a number.

I just wish it was in the lower-1000 range. I got #2415.

[thefactor]

either that or you just have no friends/family that want to stay in touch with you, share pictures with, easily keep updated with kids, nieces/nephews, parents, or just have a laugh. either way, i don't really care.

according to you, i guess cell phones are purely for kids since all the news stories lately are about cell phones being used to send naked pics of high schoolers. do you let the media shape ALL of your views? or do you actually research things yourself?

[fleagle]

I was the first woman to break up with her.

[Travis T. OJustice]

Wow, did you relly think that comment out, or do you just post foolishness without any forethought?

So, when do you plan to graduate high school?

[Lazamataz]

I will be the last.

[Lazamataz]

So, when do you plan to graduate high school?

Tuesday.

I plan to graduate Tuesday.

[fleagle]

Awesome. Next time we’ll coordinate our breakups with Emma Brady so they occur at precisely the same moment.

[Lazamataz]

Awesome. Next time we’ll coordinate our breakups with Emma Brady so they occur at precisely the same moment.

I have a modest proposal:

Let us serially dump Emma Brady. Every man in the world, whatever age they might be, can break up with her.

1. It is estimated that there are 6,885,991,366 people on the planet as of the time I checked the World Population Clock.

2. If we assume the statistical norm of 101.3 men to 100 women, we have a weighted amount of men at 3,487,754,626.879.

3. Let us assume we can serially break up with Emma Brady at the rate of 1 per picosecond

4. That allows the entire human male population of the world to dis Emma Brady in 0.003487754626879 seconds.

5. Ergo, in the course of a single day, the entire entire human male population of the world can tell Emma Brady to kick rocks exactly 24,772,384.884573893670024350922916 times.

6. If that does not crush her esteem enough, we can get the women to reject her as a friend.

Q.E.D.

[dfwgator]

Could be worse, she could have been married to the head of an Islamic TV station.

[divine_moment_of_facts]

I'm the first to defend men on these threads.. I think they almost always get a raw deal. However, this man is acting more like a passive/aggressive woman...

" Men are supposed to save women from themselves Not for themselves. "

[RobRoy]

Isn’t it easier to text?

[Scythian]

Divorce is like Death, the Lord hates them both, get along people, you can’t have it your way all the time.

[BikerJoe]

...get along people, you can’t have it your way all the time.

Yup. Whenever I hear about a divorce, the first question is: "Who was being selfish?"

[RobRoy]

>>Divorce is like Death, the Lord hates them both, get along people, you can’t have it your way all the time.<<

Yeah but, unfortunately, BOTH sides have to believe that.