[fleagle]

Awesome. Next time we’ll coordinate our breakups with Emma Brady so they occur at precisely the same moment.

[Lazamataz]

Awesome. Next time we’ll coordinate our breakups with Emma Brady so they occur at precisely the same moment.

I have a modest proposal:

Let us serially dump Emma Brady. Every man in the world, whatever age they might be, can break up with her.

1. It is estimated that there are 6,885,991,366 people on the planet as of the time I checked the World Population Clock.

2. If we assume the statistical norm of 101.3 men to 100 women, we have a weighted amount of men at 3,487,754,626.879.

3. Let us assume we can serially break up with Emma Brady at the rate of 1 per picosecond

4. That allows the entire human male population of the world to dis Emma Brady in 0.003487754626879 seconds.

5. Ergo, in the course of a single day, the entire entire human male population of the world can tell Emma Brady to kick rocks exactly 24,772,384.884573893670024350922916 times.

6. If that does not crush her esteem enough, we can get the women to reject her as a friend.

Q.E.D.