I surly don’t think of porkulus as shining, nor Obama as American Patriot.
Time for a little pumping up the street walker, ehh ...
Translation: API does not have these photographs, and is in no position to publish them.
Between API, Phil Berg the 9/11 Truther and Plains Radio, this is getting very, very funny.
this really does a lot for Africa as a shining citadel of learning and truth. :) Maybe we can become the next Zimbabwe with this kind of thinking.
There's got to be a limit of maximum weirdness that will stop the progression. Are they really that far from such a limit now?
Can we PLEASE ban these freaks at API from posting? Throughout 2008 they posted the same fraudulent cr@p about holding Michelle Obama tapes, Obambi’s drug use, lawsuit with FOX, etc. etc.
Is there a reason why people keep posting this API nonsense?
‘helps heal teh wounds’
Last time I got bitten by one of those damn things it took forever to heal.
he “broke the story” hahahahaha
Everyone just needs to stop visiting API. About 95% of the “people” who post comments there are probably the hoaxsters themselves using fake names.
In the next few days....I know this guy whose neighbor, a young man, was home recovering from having been served a rat in his bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken.
So anyway, one day he went to sleep and when he awoke he was in his bathtub and it was full of ice and he was sore all over. When he got out of the tub he realized that HIS KIDNEYS HAD BEEN STOLEN and he saw a note on his mirror that said, “Call 911!” But he was afraid to use his phone because it was connected to his computer, and there was a virus on his computer that would destroy his hard drive if he opened an e-mail entitled, “Join the crew!”
He knew it wasn’t a hoax because he himself was a computer programmer who was working on software to save us from Armageddon when the year 2000 rolls around. And it’s a little-known fact that the Y1K problem caused the Dark Ages.
His program will prevent a global disaster in which all the computers get together and distribute the $600 Neiman-Marcus cookie recipe under the leadership of Bill Gates. (It’s true, I read it all last week in a mass e-mail from BILL GATES HIMSELF, who was also promising me a free Disney World vacation and $5,000 if I would forward the e-mail to everyone I know.)
The poor man then tried to call 911 from a pay phone to report his missing kidneys, but reaching into the coin-return slot he got jabbed with an HIV-infected needle around which was wrapped a note that said, “Welcome to the world of AIDS.”
Luckily he was only a few blocks from the hospital-the one where that little boy who is dying of cancer is, the one whose last wish is for everyone in the world to send him an e-mail and the American Cancer Society has agreed to pay him a nickel for every e-mail he receives.
I sent him two e-mails and one of them was a bunch of x’s and o’s in the shape of an angel (if you get it and forward it to 20 people you will have good luck but 10 people you will only have OK luck and if you send it to less than 10 people you will have BAD LUCK FOR SEVEN YEARS).
So anyway the poor guy tried to drive himself to the hospital, but on the way he noticed another car driving along without its lights on. To be helpful, he flashed his lights at him and was promptly shot as part of a gang initiation.
Are these people drinking their printer ink? Sniffing the white out? Huffing the toner cartridge? What?
Complete the following sentence: "There's a ______ born every minute."
his “hits” must have dropped, time for a new scam
Chief Scammer Kerir???
I am cancelling my paper. That kid that rides his bike all the way from Zimbabwe can just skip my house from now on!
“”Whenever he appears on TV, the man is so relaxed and does not show signs of fear to rule the only powerful nation in the world.””
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maybe he’s just stoned....
