Posted on 01/12/2009 5:57:19 AM PST by silent_jonny
He's boring even before he sings.
The judges don't like it.
The geek says his voice is dry and scratchy.
Kara: Maybe you need water
Without asking, The geek walks over to the judges table, picks up Paula's cup--of all cups!--and sips through Paula's straw.
Paula is horrified.
And he sips and sips and sips.
Kara: That's a lot of water.
Simon: He's like a camel.
And that's as good as the geek's audition gets.
Next!
Paula asks for a new cup --LOL!
Of course it’s water...in her case the COKE is in her nose, not her cup
ROFL! Just noticed your tag line! PERFECT! LOL
Lol! I’d ask for a new cup too!
:)
Me too.
< /that's what she said >
This year they seem to be spending more time on the people with no talent, than those that do.
From the Wiki link on Joann
At the age of 16, she was signed to a contract by A&M Records president Ron Fair, the man who discovered household names such as Christina Aguilera and Vanessa Carlton. She has appeared on some soundtracks, including Legally Blonde in 2001, Bratz: Motion Picture Soundtrack in 2007, and a five track promotional CD released with Mattel’s My Scene - Chelsea Spring Break (Series 2), called “My Scene -Chelsea Mix”. In 2002, the Taiwanese girl group S.H.E made a cover of her song “Watch Me Shine”.
In May 2006, her first single, “Let It Slide”, was released under Geffen Records and went to radio at the end of June. Her debut album, This Crazy Life was released on August 15th.
As of September 2007, she is no longer signed with Geffen Records.
Pacitti was asked if she resents that TV turns wannabes into stars in five months’ time, Pacitti said, “It’s handed to people way too easily. I’d rather have my experience than overnight success.” Despite her major-label record and high-profile pals like Fergie from the Black Eyed Peas, not everyone understands that in her mind, she’s arrived: “My family said, ‘You should go on American Idol!’.”[3]
She sang the song “Out From Under” on the Bratz: Motion Picture Soundtrack, which Britney Spears covered on her 2008 album Circus.[4]
She auditioned for season 8 of American Idol in Louisville, Kentucky, in an episode which aired on January 21, 2009. She passed the audition and moved onto the Hollywood round.
I always had Pawler pegged as a Vicodin and Vodka girl...
This year’s ringer? The only one?
Late, but here. Hi!!!!
Hmmm...what do you think of this girl? I’m not sure about her.
This blonde chick is really good too. She can “belt” out a tune.
Kara loves her! (Hmmmmm....can I watch?)
I’m here, finally. What did I miss??????????????
It’s true... Lobsta’s always better with butter...
She's married with a baby. Her husband is away in military training.
WOW!!
A big motown voice comes out of this little white girl.
Randy: I think you can come out of your shell and surprise the world.
Kara: I like your attitude. You're going to Hollywood.
And she gets the golden ticket.
Not to mention whales....
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