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American Idol 2009--Live Thread
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Posted on 01/12/2009 5:57:19 AM PST by silent_jonny
American Idol 2009
For Ladyinred
TOPICS: Humor; TV/Movies
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To: silent_jonny
1,561
posted on
01/14/2009 7:29:39 PM PST
by
Miss Didi
(Sexual Cannoli)
To: silent_jonny
When I see those pictures I imagine the photographer.
(harsh, working-class British accent) “You’re just laying around, dreaming of floppy disks and your crappy software in every household...Yes! That’s it! Dreamy, Bill. Now, you’re a tiger! Make angry love to the camera! Yes, throw that floppy disk! YES! YOU’RE CHANGING THE OPERATING SYSTEM FOR NO REASON! THAT’S IT! Oh, this is gold!”
1,562
posted on
01/14/2009 7:32:55 PM PST
by
retrokitten
(Sexual CHOCOLATE Chip Cookie Dough)
To: envisio
1,563
posted on
01/14/2009 7:33:23 PM PST
by
retrokitten
(Sexual CHOCOLATE Chip Cookie Dough)
To: retrokitten
No, we’re still in chat. Let it all hang out, that might get us put back in the SBR.
Well, I just put on this night cream sample a gal at Saks gave me and it reeks of hair spray. It smells like someone sprayed my face with Aqua Net. I'm choking as I type.
1,564
posted on
01/14/2009 7:34:23 PM PST
by
Miss Didi
(Sexual Cannoli)
To: Miss Didi
OMG!! Tell us the brand so we can avoid it!
1,565
posted on
01/14/2009 7:35:49 PM PST
by
retrokitten
(Sexual CHOCOLATE Chip Cookie Dough)
To: Miss Didi
ewwwww...Aqua Net I DO NOT like....but, if someone ever makes a perfume that smells like WD-40....I’ll buy it! A wd-40 scented candle....be still my heart!
1,566
posted on
01/14/2009 7:38:10 PM PST
by
Jrabbit
(sexual nutty coconut)
To: Jrabbit
LOLOLOLOL I have a Jack Daniel’s candles I bought when I went to the distillery in TN. It really doesn’t smell like booze. It smells kind of like wood and outdoors. I only have 1 left and it smells so good I can’t bring myself to burn it.
1,567
posted on
01/14/2009 7:39:59 PM PST
by
retrokitten
(Sexual CHOCOLATE Chip Cookie Dough)
To: retrokitten
It's Ultra Vital by Cellcosmet. The girl gave me four because she said I was nice. Times must be tough...they are throwing samples at you the minute you walk into Saks. I think the cosmetics counters will need a bailout package.
1,568
posted on
01/14/2009 7:40:33 PM PST
by
Miss Didi
(Sexual Cannoli)
To: retrokitten
LMAO!!!
Drink spewagely funny!! LOL
To: silent_jonny
4 years wow, i never noticed
1,570
posted on
01/14/2009 7:43:58 PM PST
by
GeronL
(sanity prone freeper)
To: Miss Didi
Sephora is the same way. I bought some stuff and the kid just kept putting samples in my bag. “Want some cleanser? How about some shampoo? Here’s some men’s cologne for your boyfriend.”
Plus the samples are getting bigger. I got a couple Bare Esscentuals lip glosses that are nearly full-sized. They are “plumping” and really nice, but so drying. I haven’t been able to use them much lately since it’s been so cold and dry.
1,571
posted on
01/14/2009 7:45:46 PM PST
by
retrokitten
(Sexual CHOCOLATE Chip Cookie Dough)
To: andyssister
LOL Thanks! I just saw this on Funny Look-Alikes...
1,572
posted on
01/14/2009 7:47:00 PM PST
by
retrokitten
(Sexual CHOCOLATE Chip Cookie Dough)
To: Jrabbit
Jrabbit (sexual nutty coconut) LOL! Good choice :)
To: retrokitten; Jrabbit; Majie Purple
Ice cube??
Grandma says I'm a marshmallow.
A very special marshmallow.
:)
To: Jrabbit
""""A wd-40 scented candle....be still my heart!"""""
1,575
posted on
01/14/2009 7:53:44 PM PST
by
envisio
(Sexual Beer & BBQ Ribs)
To: retrokitten
Ooh, the Buxom plumping glosses. I live for lip gloss...I must try this one. It got high ratings at Makeup Alley. ;)
1,576
posted on
01/14/2009 7:54:46 PM PST
by
Miss Didi
(Sexual Cannoli)
To: twin2
Oh no....the tears!!!!!!!!!!LOL!! When Nicewonder broke down and said Simon laughed at him I started laughing too! Cut to Simon laughing in slow-motion: Hahahaha!
To: silent_jonny
A very special marshmallow. LMAO
1,578
posted on
01/14/2009 7:56:13 PM PST
by
retrokitten
(Sexual CHOCOLATE Chip Cookie Dough)
To: silent_jonny
LOL! Their mother must have spun the globe to pick out their names!
I'll name this one "Equator".
Ok, I laughed out loud!!
1,579
posted on
01/14/2009 7:57:19 PM PST
by
LA Woman3
(Democrat slogan: "It's your money and I need it now!")
To: Lil'freeper
I can sing very very very very very very geeeeuwd.***trying very hard not to laugh :)****
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