LOL, thanks for the laugh!
API is just as believable as AP, which is to say they are not believable.
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I half expect Bill Murray waking up to I Got You Babe on the clock radio.
So, API-Obama, who is a reliabel as AP-Obama, is sueing Faux News-Obama.
The sharks are cannibals?
API is like Freddie Krueger - they just won’t die!
I'm certain they've learned their lesson. Next time they have a scoop like this they'll keep a copy of the tapes.
Now there "will" be a lawsuit (pending the inevitable announcement of the delay), but API can't even mention the defendants by name.
I hope one of the StarTribune’s bankruptcy outcomes is having to run API items instead of the more costly AP syndicated stories.
I wonder if this was the video that showed Michelle in tight slacks including from the waist down.
Holy moly.
Hillary has nothing to worry about; Michelle has a butt and thighs that an offensive lineman on the Giants would be proud to have!
I'd be glad to recommend a good lawyer to the African Press International:
Barrister Siti Nor Ashikin Binti Zaki Esq.
Ashikin Zaki & Co.
NO. 1810, Taman Purnama
Kuala Ibai
20400 K. Terengganu
Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia.
These lawyers are great with financial matters. Example..
"My client had an investment on fixed deposit of value $12.5USD (Twelve Million Five Hundred Thousand (United States Dollars) deposited in a private bank here with no nominated successor in title over this investment. This bank has issued me a notice to contact the next of Kin, or the account will be confiscated and I want you to assist in distributing the money left behind, otherwise it will be sent to the treasury by the bank."
API should wait until 04/01/09 to sue.
I’m selling carbon credits. 1/2 price, today only. No checks.
Bernie Madoff is partners with API.
Soon they will be asking for everyone’s social security numbers again.
The only guy who would still buy their story is Dan Rather.
This dude is like a bad cold ... just refuses to go away.
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