Predictions for 2009

[screaming eagle2]

Now is the time to look innto the future and se what lies ahead

[screaminsunshine]

The guvmint..Will have to start printing 1000 and 5000 dollar bills because the Obamabucks will lose value.

[rawcatslyentist]

>"The guvmint..Will have to start printing 1000 and 5000 dollar bills because the Obamabucks will lose value"

From the movie Idiocracy.

[pineybill]

On January 20th, the United States of America will become Utopia. Thanks to the wisdom of the new President and his beneficence,all hunger, poverty, and homelessness will cease to exist. The citizens , encouraged by this sudden development as reported by the sirens of the press, will bow down in worship of the anointed one and we will enter a state of Nirvana.

[greedo]

• One of the senators from Maine will switch parties.
  
• A democrat member of the House will be arrested for shoplifting.
  
• A popular talk radio host will die in a plane crash.
  
• Traces of plutonium will be found in a cafe in Tel-Aviv.
  
• A former Republican senator will announce that he is hiv-positive.
  
• President Soetoro will give a speech in Havana on the fourth of July.
  
• Madoff's investors will be fully reimbursed by the U.S. Treasury.
  
• Ford will sell a four-wheel-drive version of the Mustang.
  
• Jenna Bush will give birth to twin boys.
  
• Earth will receive a radio transmission of prime numbers from the vicinity of Eta Carinae.
  
• bin Laden will be captured alive on Jan.19.

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[Lazamataz]

My prediction: The recession is somewhat difficult, but nowhere as bad as the Screaming Faces say. Laz gets lots of money. Laz gets a decent woman and maybe even considers marrying her. Laz gets a nice dog and maybe even considers marrying it. Laz gets a Dyson vaccuum cleaner and maybe even considers marrying it.

[ml/nj]

Obama is inaugurated. Chicoms move to incorporate Taiwan.

ML/NJ

[Denny0205]

How about one for 2011? I predict that people will be saying: “You know, in comparison that Jimmy Carter wasn't so bad after all!!”

[Forward the Light Brigade]

Predictions?
1. War between India & Pakistan to last two months.
2. China will show off her new Carrier.
3. New War in Middle East between Israel and Syria.
4. Iran will set off an A-Bomb in a test July 6.
5. Obama will be involved with a Bimbo in a scandal.
6. Obama will be our first divorced president.
7. Senator Hillary Clinton will stop a war and win the Nobel Peace Prize (Take that Al Gore).
8. One of the US Auto Companies will fold up.
9. Terrorists will blow up Chicago and Boston in March.
10. Hotels will be the new targets of Terrorism—check in with lots of bags, set the timers, and watch the destruction on CNN.
11. Obama will appeal to the UN for Help.
12. The US economy will flounder as unemployment rises to 20% or more by summer.
13. Gas prices $4.50 a Gallon by Summer.
14. UK and South Africa will invade Zimbabwe by September.

[Revolting cat!]

There will be a Predictions for 2010 thread on Free Republic about this time next year.

[screaming eagle2]

uh-huh

[screaming eagle2]

So far so good.Let’s see some more

[screaming eagle2]

What did Chicago and Boston ever do to you?

[Forward the Light Brigade]

Why Chicago? Obama’s Home Town and its a great trade center.
Boston because of the large Muslim population and the historic district. These are psychic impressions only—lets hope I am wrong.

[screaming eagle2]

Ok. Point taken.Ihope you are wrong,too.

[BenLurkin]

[TruthWillWin]

Bankees win the World Series. With Hillary gone the curse is over.