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wat do i get my mom?

Posted on 12/13/2008 5:28:34 PM PST by Heavan13

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To: Heavan13

A DU gift certificate.


81 posted on 12/13/2008 6:53:31 PM PST by clintonh8r (For the first time in my life I'm ashamed of my country.)
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To: Heavan13

Isotoner Gloves.


82 posted on 12/13/2008 6:57:37 PM PST by PghBaldy (Why did Obama resign Seat when he did? Has RAHM resigned from House?)
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To: poindexter

“Make your Mom happy...go back and get your GED.”

...and learn to speak and write correctly.


83 posted on 12/13/2008 7:00:30 PM PST by TNoldman (Conservative Values FOREVER!)
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To: Heavan13

I’m thinking a big ol’ box of Depends. For forty buckadingdongs you can get the booster pads for extra absorbency. Don’t ask me how I know that.


84 posted on 12/13/2008 7:16:46 PM PST by Billthedrill
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To: HokieMom

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arZYeax2YRM

this says it all....


85 posted on 12/13/2008 7:20:04 PM PST by Wil H (No Accomplishments, No Experience, No Resume No Records, No References, Nobama..)
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To: Wil H

Ouch! That’s rough!


86 posted on 12/13/2008 7:26:06 PM PST by HokieMom (Pacepa : Can the U.S. afford a president who can't recognize anti-Americanism?)
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To: All

Am I missing something?

Is Heavan13 a known troll or is this a long-running joke and I’m just out of the loop?

Her grammar and spelling can easily be excused if she is a young woman.

Maybe I’m getting soft and gullible in my old age of 27.


87 posted on 12/13/2008 7:36:10 PM PST by CE2949BB (Fight.)
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To: Heavan13

Give her the cash.


88 posted on 12/13/2008 7:45:16 PM PST by ViLaLuz (2 Chronicles 7:14)
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To: Heavan13



89 posted on 12/13/2008 7:59:36 PM PST by egannacht
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To: Heavan13
A hand written note or letter telling her how grateful you are for all she has done for you.
90 posted on 12/13/2008 8:01:12 PM PST by grame (please pray for the 38th MP Co in Baghdad)
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To: Heavan13

Weeeeelll, since you still seem to be here and it’s a couple of hours later, I’ll play! And, I can still be IBTZ!

40 bucks? I’d get her the lot in Mickey D’s gift certificates for Christmas.

Or, if mommy’s a lib, get her a #40 gift cert for Wal-Mart. Liberals LOVE Wal-Mart!


91 posted on 12/13/2008 8:01:27 PM PST by Theresawithanh (Impeach Obama)
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To: Heavan13; darkwing104; Old Sarge

Move your lame, troll butt out of her basement and get a real life.


92 posted on 12/13/2008 8:05:16 PM PST by Grizzled Bear ("Does not play well with others.")
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To: LiberConservative

I have that lamp. What a great present that was, but way than $40.


93 posted on 12/13/2008 8:33:33 PM PST by svcw (Great selection of Christmas gift baskets: http://baskettastic.com/)
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To: CE2949BB

Young, what 5.


94 posted on 12/13/2008 8:35:04 PM PST by svcw (Great selection of Christmas gift baskets: http://baskettastic.com/)
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To: Extremely Extreme Extremist
LOL. It's always the spelling with trolls. Why can't they use proper grammar?

Maybe there's some kind of connection between being a troll and being stupid.

95 posted on 12/13/2008 8:46:43 PM PST by GOPJ (Perverse incentives birth nasty unintended consequences.)
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96 posted on 12/13/2008 9:07:08 PM PST by Old Sarge (For the first time in my life, I am ashamed to be an American)
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To: Heavan13
LOL - you're the same one who did the "wear our the cats" thread a few years ago, aren't you?

C'mon, 'fess up.

97 posted on 12/13/2008 9:11:11 PM PST by Allegra
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98 posted on 12/13/2008 9:11:59 PM PST by Snurple (VEGETARIAN, OLD INDIAN WORD FOR BAD HUNTER.)
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To: RushIsMyTeddyBear

I love the part of the ad where the family is at the football game in their snuggies.

Yeah, that wouldn’t draw stares or ridicule!


99 posted on 12/13/2008 9:36:44 PM PST by Mr. Silverback ("[Palin] has not even lived in the Lower 48 since 1987. Come on! Really!" --Polybius)
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To: Heavan13

My wife bought me the Air Force Historical Foundation’s “Complete History of the United States Air Force” for Christmas for only $25, and I like it a lot. It weighs several pounds, fuax leather cover, gorgeous illustrations...650 pages of full awesomeness.

Of course, I’m not a 60 year olfd woman, so I probably haven’t helped you any.


100 posted on 12/13/2008 9:39:38 PM PST by Mr. Silverback ("[Palin] has not even lived in the Lower 48 since 1987. Come on! Really!" --Polybius)
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