Manson isn't unique. Angelspit:
Credit: Angelspit.
Or perhaps a picture of Liberace lavished in fur and bling bling.
Now that would scare me.
As for music to torture with, any contemporary rap, r&b or country would be enough to make me cry.
The original, of course, was Horst Buchholz being tortured by diabolical agents of the KGB to the tune “Itsy-Bitsy-Teeny-Weeny Yellow Polka-Dot Bikini” in the Billy Wilder comedy hit, “One, Two, Three”, starring James Cagney. Fiendish.
How about “Hey There, Delilah” with its wounded-cow-sounding refrain: “Oooooooooh, it’s whatcha do to meeee...” Make it stop; make it STOP!
“Boogie Fever” a disco song from The Sylvers..
1) Sheryl Crow
2) Bruce Springsteen
3) Nina Hagen
4) Celine Dion (except when she is doing AC/DC)
5) something O Connor (Que ball)
6) Neil Young singing about war
7) Greed Day (not a typo)
8) Grass Hopper Symphony
9) Madonna
10) Myself
“Mohammed al Bakr and His Port Said Orchestra”, Korean Television, Bagpipes and drums(I successfully dispersed a large unruly group of people with a closed loop of it,along with al Bakra’s tape). Iron Butterfly might work on jihadists; anything sung by Roseanne Barr, Any crappy(I’m being redundant) Gangsta Rap..
Olivia Newton-John, Barry Manilow. Blecch.
That'll break anyone!
(might take a couple tries to get it to load - Youtube is being ornery tonight.)
MASTER P FEAT. SILKK, FIEND, MIA-X AND MYSTIKAL Make Em Say Uhh! [warning - uncensored] 1998
Cristal meets constipation!
A lot of ideas occur to people in the shower, but the hook for this Dirty South smash sounds as though someone thought it up on the toilet during a strenuous bowel movement: Master P and a small army of cronies groan “Unnngghhh” no fewer than 25 (!) times here. Rapping, P mumbles, falls behind an already wooden beat and is generally trounced by the phenomenally speedy Mystikal, who tries to pump some crunk back into the sinking ship with an eleventh-hour guest verse.
Worst Moment Each hook, which sounds like the “before” section of an Ex-Lax ad.
Or The Complete Klezmer and Polka Library. I dunno who would make such a thing, but I'm certain it exists. Somewhere.
Manson isn't unique. Angelspit:
Credit: Angelspit.
Or perhaps a picture of Liberace lavished in fur and bling bling.
Now that would scare me.
As for music to torture with, any contemporary rap, r&b or country would be enough to make me cry.
I only made it through about the first 2 1/2 renditions before I had to change the station.
All the Garmon Nuvi commercials, over and over and (barf)...I’ll tell you anything!!!
Remember Terry Jacks and the hit single Seasons in the sun? Pretty good song, but on the B side was a song titled Put The Bone In. Worst song I’ve ever heard.
Put the bone in
She yelled at the store
‘Cause my doggie’s been hit by a car
And I do want to bring him home something
Put the bone in
She yelled out once more
Because the meat from the pork is so sweet
And the bone from the pork give to me
Put the bone in she begged him
As she paced across the floor
Put the bone in she yelled out once more
OK I am a little ashamed to admit this, but Too Shy and Ice Ice Baby really don’t bother me much! What torques me is Dancin’ on the Ceiling (along with a couple of the aforementioned songs - Loving You, Muskrat Love, Seasons in the Sun, Barney Song....ugh!!!), sure to have me gunning for the radio dial in a hurry!
Mark
Any song by the following:
Sheryl Crow
Barbra Streisand
Liza Minelli
Clay Aiken
Bruce Springsteen
Melissa Etheridge
Marilyn Manson
Wyclef Jean
Gwen Stefani
Black-Eyed Peas
that horrible Rihanna chick
Spice Girls/Backstreet Boys/N Stink
most ska and punk
any death metal or rap (both completely useless forms of music, or noise, I should say)
Pretty good (or awful, in this case) list here:
http://www.keepersoflists.org/index.php?lid=1864
Bob Dylan
His songs are great.
But his voice sounds like fingernails on a chalkboard.