OK, a little condescending of us from the South....but very funny!
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To: Gopher Broke
I've actually said several of them!
Sometimes it was just to see what those words together actually sounded like, other times to see if I could do it with a straight face, then other times to see the stunned look on my friends and family's faces!
16. I'll have the arugula and radicchio salad.
Heck, I don't even know what that means!
33 posted on
11/20/2008 8:13:19 AM PST by
Eagle Eye
(Obama's Marxism--Chains you can believe in)
To: Gopher Broke
“Not that there’s anything wrong with that!”
34 posted on
11/20/2008 8:13:45 AM PST by
Lonesome in Massachussets
(The Democratic Party strongly supports full civil rights for necro-Americans.)
To: Gopher Broke
Here’s another one...
“Well heck yes, I’m voting for Obama!”
To: Gopher Broke
To: Gopher Broke
Things you will hear in the South...
We're fixin' to get ready for Thanksgivin' and all y'all are invited ...
"Old times there are not forgotten."
47 posted on
11/20/2008 9:01:53 AM PST by
Liberty Valance
(Keep a simple manner for a happy life ;o)
To: Gopher Broke
Or
No, I really don't have a favorite SEC team.
53 posted on
11/20/2008 9:28:13 AM PST by
llevrok
(I missed doing drugs in the '60's but won't in my 60's)
To: Gopher Broke
“Can we go somewhere besides Dollywood or Branson this year?”
“I prefer classical to country.”
“Grits? What are grits?”
55 posted on
11/20/2008 9:55:41 AM PST by
irishtenor
(Check out my blog at http://boompa53.blogspot.com/)
To: Gopher Broke
Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken. Heineken is horse urine for name dropping girly-men whose pinky finger is the only thing that isn't flaccid.
59 posted on
11/20/2008 10:10:42 AM PST by
JoJo Gunn
(Stupid people shouldn't breed.)
To: Gopher Broke
Well how do they do it up north?
To: Gopher Broke
The sugar and tea thing is very true. I lived in Texas for two years, and couldn’t BELIEVE the amount of sugar was poured into a pitcher of iced tea.
61 posted on
11/20/2008 10:24:22 AM PST by
Silly
(www.PalinLove.com)
To: Gopher Broke
One of the worse fights I got into with my ex was over her allowing our 12 year old daughter wear a bikini.
62 posted on
11/20/2008 10:29:57 AM PST by
Terry Mross
( It's just a matter of time before we're all 'GUILTY' of hate speech.)
To: nw_arizona_granny; LucyT
all true laugh for the day
To: Gopher Broke
08. She's too
young old to be wearing a bikini.
There. Fixed it.
To: Gopher Broke
41. Grits with a martini? Surely you jest.
68 posted on
11/20/2008 1:02:50 PM PST by
DPMD
(~)
To: Gopher Broke
Yes, I WILL take off my hat when entering a restaurant!
No, I WON'T admit that we have the highest rates of crime and divorce in our part of the country!
(Backs slowly away...) ;-)
70 posted on
11/20/2008 4:03:41 PM PST by
Clemenza
(Red is the Color of Virility, Blue is the Color of Impotence)
To: Quix
73 posted on
11/20/2008 5:54:28 PM PST by
Joya
(Lord Jesus Christ, Son of God, Savior, have mercy on me, a sinner.)
To: Gopher Broke
“You ain’t gonna FRY that, are you?”
74 posted on
11/20/2008 9:23:46 PM PST by
irishtenor
(Check out my blog at http://boompa53.blogspot.com/)
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