Posted on 11/19/2008 10:26:50 AM PST by BGHater
Some people collect sports memorabilia, or rare coins, or sea shells from the beach at Ocean City. Wilson Watson collects sentences.
He taught local community college students for 35 years and has now slipped gently into retirement. But his students sentences trail behind him like ships anchors, evidence of the sinking of American writing skills.
Or, as one of Watsons scholars wrote so succinctly: Some people use bad language and is not even aware of the fact.
Or, another: Its good Im doing something with my self; Therefore, I can do better in the foochure.
Or, People who murder a lot of people are called masked murderers.
Some of this feels like masked murder of the English language such as the student who explained in a note, I was absent on Monday because I was stopped on the Beltway for erotic driving.
Watson taught English at Catonsville Community College now the Catonsville branch of the Community College of Baltimore County and through the years was occasionally amused and sometimes appalled at his students writing. Eventually, he started jotting down their sentences and holding onto them.
Understand, he says, this is not just Catonsville Im talking about. Through the years, Id talk with colleagues all over the state. They all had the same stories. Wed ask each other, Whats happened to writing? Whats happened to language?
You want more examples? How about these beauties: The person was an innocent by standard, who just happened to be the victim of your friends careless responsibility. Society has moved toward cereal killers. Romeo and Juliet exchanged their vowels. Willie Loman put Biff on a petal stool. Another effect of smoking is it may give you cancer of the thought. The children of lesbian couples receive as much neutering as those of other couples."
Or, when asked to use the past tense of fly in a sentence: I flought to Chicago.
Some sentences reflect a lack not only of basic thought, but also of historical awareness. Such as: Benjamin Franklin discovered America while fling a kite. Christopher Columbus sailed all over the world until he found Ohio. Many attempt to blame Kurt Schmoke for the decline in the population, yet Donald Schaefer suffered the same oral deal. Michaelangelo painted the ceiling of the Sixteenth Chapel.
All these sentences, Watson says, were written by college students who were not intending to be funny. But they dont read much any more, and they havent had much exposure to language. And its gotten worse over the years.
The thing thats really concerned many of us is the inability of many students to think clearly. Its reflected in their writing. Some of its just gibberish. It reads as if written by someone for whom English is a second language, with mixed-up phrases and ideas. You ask them what they mean, and they cant tell you verbally, either.
The result is students saying things they clearly dont intend to say, or spelling things that make their sentences take on entirely new meanings. For example: Keith helps me to have good self-a-steam. For example, one homeless person lives under a bride in Lanham, Md. Jogging on a womans ovaries can be dangerous to her health. Including snakes, most people consume six meals a day. The French benefits of this job are good. Christopher Columbus discovered America while sailing in Spain.
Most students, says Watson, make it clear that they dont like to read, and they dont want to read. Many struggled tremendously with their reading. So they just wouldnt do it. And yet its so important.
When you read, you get to see the language used correctly, and youre exposed to a range of vocabulary far beyond your own. I listen to students today, and the number of words they use is limited to slang and colloquialisms.
Also, we live in a culture where everything moves so quickly that you dont have time to think about it. Reading lets you slow things down and think about them. But, because they dont want to read, you get sentences like these. Jogging is excellent exercise anywhere, but I prefer to jog in a warm climax. My brother and I took a fairy across to Marthas Vineyard. A very good thing for your health is the Arabic exercise.
I should point out, says Watson, that there are differences in students. Adult students of whom there are many are very willing to do the kind of work you need to do. Theyve had experience in the workplace and know what it takes to succeed.
And international students from Russia, from Africa, from the Middle East they really, really work hard.
Oh, they’re just looking for an escape goat.
Maybe our hatred of poor grammar will be the glue that unites this country . . . Anyone read what the libs had to say about Obama and sentence structure yesterday? Check out Huff Post: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/andy-borowitz/obamas-use-of-complete-se_b_144642.html
*snert*
Duh, everyone nows it's "he should of went.."
That might be correct. Depends on what you're smoking ;-)
Grammar?
Whom cares?
It’s okay, schools that dropped teaching Latin and Greek because they were “too hard” are now offering Arabic.
Oh com’eon, gifme a little creddick, will’ya.
Wonder why the comments feature was closed. Interesting...
Does the new standard of sentence structure include a requisite number of “uhms and ahs”...or is a teleprompter mandatory?
Again the libs are confusing being Commander-in-Chief with having a chatterbox-in-charge.
There’s a practical limit to how much neutering one person can receive. It’s pretty much a one-shot deal, as far as I know. But I’m not a Doctor.
They did have a way with words, didn’t they?
Well, just let me let loose with what I think about this subject. We are loosing the ability to read and think clearly. Looosing this ability means loooosing the ability to conduct oneself in educated circles where you can looooose you mind while loooooosing the ability to speak well. Who are these looooooosers, and why are they loooooooosing all this awful spelling on us? Furthermore let just say one more thing, YOU LOSERS STOP SPELLING LOSE WITH TWO Os INSTEAD OF ONE!!!
Sigh.
Bringing to mind the eternal question: Nature or neuter?
Colleges are nothing but trade schools. They do not educate.
LOL!
>I myself don’t like to eat diamondbacks. It’s so hard to get them into the bun.
So then, what’s your snake of choice?
Yep....that's how I got pulled over for erotic driving ;-)
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