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The Greys paid Elvis to shoot Jackie who was having a secret affair with Marylin Monroe, but it went horribly, horribly wrong. The Trilateral Commission discovered the plot ahead of time, and sent a squad of Reptillians back in time five minutes before Connelly was killed and nudged Elvis's shot from the grassy knoll so it went wild.

The real problem lay with the three way fist fight on the FIFTH floor of the Schoolbook depository between the Bilderburgers, the Comete de Saint Germain, and one of those Terminator thingies from the far future, who turned out to be not a robot at all, but one of the last members of the Fourth Reich from a secret Nazi base in the deep interior of the hollow earth at the North Pole.

It turns out that there was, in the late 16th century, a cabal of mutant vampires who stole the secret of hyperspacial flight from an alien race of small dog-people who have lived amunst us as supposed "pets" from the dawn of time, but the device has the effect of making every instant of recorded history happen all at once, which is the thing that makes time-travel possible. But the batteries were in backwards, reversing the effect, and creating a parallel timeline in which cyborg-JFK managed to win sixteen consecutive four year terms as President.

When that happened, well, the fertilizer hit the ventilator as far as the Red Lectoids were concerned; they shut down the whole human-flavored soft drink project in Area 51, and headed off planet, allowing the REAL power-brokers, athe Knights Templer and the Elders of Zion to reclaim the device, and convince a dufus named Oswald to take his lunch in a nearly empty corner on the sixth floor, making him the perfect patsy for the police body guard on the rear bumper of the limo, who shot JFK with a secret handgun built into a paperback copy of "Catcher in the Rye".

I guess it's time to end all the nonsense. The shooting was a suicide attempt by Kennedy. He was depressed about his back pain and the meds were wearing on him. Jackie had found out about Marilyn, and the Bay of Pigs thing kept gnawing on him. Also, Sam Giancana had threatened him about Bobby and Exeter and for not liking the McGwire Sisters music. The assassination in Viet Nam had not worked out. So he decided he would kill himself, but stage it as an assassination for sympathy.

He couldn't figure out how to do it, so he paid Oswald to simulate the assassination from the book depository.

Just before Oswald was to shoot, Kennedy picked up a handgun. That was a signal for Oswald to fire a shot. However, Kennedy fumbled at the gun and it went off and hit him in the throat. As he comes out from behind the sign in Zapruder he has both arms up clumsily as he had tried to control the gun, but dropped it.

When the gun hit the metal box (the football phone) on the floor, it went off and ironically hit Kennedy in the head.

At almost that time Oswald tried to fire over the car as a distraction from the first shot, which was to be the suidide shot, but hit Connelly.

My book, How I did it and Almost got Away With it Until This Smart Guy Figured It Out";, comes out next November. Disney has the film rights for an animated fantasy feature.