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I guess it's time to end all the nonsense. The shooting was a suicide attempt by Kennedy. He was depressed about his back pain and the meds were wearing on him. Jackie had found out about Marilyn, and the Bay of Pigs thing kept gnawing on him. Also, Sam Giancana had threatened him about Bobby and Exeter and for not liking the McGwire Sisters music. The assassination in Viet Nam had not worked out. So he decided he would kill himself, but stage it as an assassination for sympathy.

He couldn't figure out how to do it, so he paid Oswald to simulate the assassination from the book depository.

Just before Oswald was to shoot, Kennedy picked up a handgun. That was a signal for Oswald to fire a shot. However, Kennedy fumbled at the gun and it went off and hit him in the throat. As he comes out from behind the sign in Zapruder he has both arms up clumsily as he had tried to control the gun, but dropped it.

When the gun hit the metal box (the football phone) on the floor, it went off and ironically hit Kennedy in the head.

At almost that time Oswald tried to fire over the car as a distraction from the first shot, which was to be the suidide shot, but hit Connelly.

My book, How I did it and Almost got Away With it Until This Smart Guy Figured It Out";, comes out next November. Disney has the film rights for an animated fantasy feature.

This is a joke, right? If anybody was involved, LBJ was. Presidents don't commit suicide. They are narcisistic at best. If anybody should have or would have commited suicide, it would have been Woodrow Wilson, who sold us down the river in 1913. He was so disraught when he knew what he had just done, he wouldn't come out of the White House for a long time.

This IS a fantasy at best.

Seriously, the sad truth? It's Zapruder. Think about it...he just happens to be the only one positioned perfectly to "get the shot"?

Did you ever see the Red Dwarft episode (BritSciFiCom) where the main characters time-jump back to Earth and manage to knock Oswald out of the *Fifth* Floor window? They jump ahead three years, JFK is in jail for lying under oath about adultery, J. Edger Hoover is president, and the world is a nuke wasteland. They try jumping back to keep themselves from knocking him out of the fifth floor window by diverting Oswald to the sixth floor, where he takes the shot...and misses. They end up by time-jumping ahead a year, springing JFK from jail, and to preserve his legacy, HE takes the shot as the red-haired policeman from the Grassy Knoll...and then disappears as the timeline heals.