Which one is the real Michelle Obama?

The Bowels of Hell | 11/05/2008 | Tidbit

[Tidbit]

With apologies to the spider, Darth Maul, and the dog.

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When I first saw her walk on stage in that monstrosity I couldn’t believe my eyes! I thought, this is what the future first lady thinks is stylish on this occasion?? I couldn’t help but think that the red looked like she was covered in blood. I’ve found that certain women have very loud and garish taste. I am going to miss Laura Bush ~ she is classy!

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[Tidbit]

the attacks on her appearance seem petty and nasty to me Grow a sense of humor, whydontcha? We need some levity around here. I was criticizing the dress as much as anything. It's a fashion travesty.

However, that awful dress speaks volumes about why Michelle Obama ought not be First Lady. She is wholly lacking in grace and polish. Beauty isn't a prerequisite for the job of First Lady, but social know-how is. The woman's husband has been running for President for two years. If, in that period of time, she couldn't learn to properly dress herself, I shudder to think of what will pass for proper decorum in her White House.

[papasmurf]

I don’t know the answer, but she is so ugly...
# She is soooooo ugly that she would make a train take a dirt road!

# She’s so ugly her dentist treats her by mail!

# She’s so ugly her face could stop a sun dial.

# She’s so ugly Dracula don’t want her.

# She was so ugly as a baby, her mom had to feed her with a slingshot.

# She’s so ugly, when she walks by a bathroom, all the toilets flush.

# She’s so ugly, that when she were born, the doctor slapped her mama.

# She’s so ugly, that when she went to the zoo, the guard said: “Thanks for bringing her back.”

# She’s so ugly, when she went inside the haunted house, she came out with an application.

# She’s so ugly, she tried to enter a Hallowe’en contest, and the judges said: “Sorry, no professionals.”

# She’s so ugly she must have fallen out of the ugly tree and hit every branch!

# She’s so ugly she’s the pet of the family...her parents were too poor to own a dog!

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