Posted on 11/03/2008 5:57:43 AM PST by 1rudeboy
API has done the minimum it can to maintain interest in our blog in order to have the tape released by Fox News Network as stipulated in the agreement we can't prove to exist. Fox News Network seems to have delayed the airing of the fake tape intentionally, and yet they are unaware of the importance of the contents to API and the need to get the contents exposed to the American people before mom comes downstairs and takes away our computer privileges.
API may decide to ignore the existing non-existing agreement that Fox News is ignoring if the engaging counsel is in agreement with APIs intended final final approach that will enable the necessary steps to be taken in order to find other means to ensure the existing non-existing contents that are being ignored are made public immediately.
On Counsels advice, API gave Fox News Network an ultimatum yesterday (Sunday 2. November).
Fox N.N chose to ignore the ultimatum after ignoring the non-existing agreement and that has placed API in an awkward position forcing it now to look into the possibility to cancel, without ramifications, the whole imaginary deal and proceed to publicise the fake tape with the help of any other willing outlet.
API will have a meeting in the morning on the schoolbus with Counsel in order to look for the next best final final solution, thereafter take a decision and inform Fox News Network on the new direction to be ignored in order to have the contents of the fake tape to be made public before the voting day. In the Process, and for the new final final plans to sail smoothly, and succeed, Fox News Network, if they do not accept to follow the new plan of action and choose to ignore it, will be asked to accept the cancellation of the existing non-existing agreement amicably in order to avoid any future disagreements that may arise and be ignored, and API will move to the courts demanding compensation.
Again - everybody make no mistake - THIS IS THE FINAL COUNTDOWN!
Redcutionism at work: this time won’t be thousands of tapes and thousands of hours recorde and hundreds of hearings like Watergate.
This time everything will be reduced to the utter limits.
Every time this crap is posted, FR’s needle on the kookmeter rises. Someone take the initiative and stop this insanity.
For the country, it is the final countdown.
I took some initiative here, with the inspiration of someone yesterday. We won’t stop it, but we can make fun of it.
Total BS. I would LVOE for this to happen but we all know this is a ploy of some sort and not real.
africanpress Says:
November 3, 2008 at 3:35 pm
API will be making an announcement on the new course of action in the next 5 hours or so. In the meantime, we are unable to discus any details on the Michelle Obama tape.
Right now API is in serious discussions with lawyers on what must be done.
We understand that many people are loosing patience after waiting all this time to get the tape aired.
API has to act if Fox is not acting and we are very well aware the time is running out.
Legalities must be worked out and that is why we are locked in meetings.
We are occupied and will not be able to attend to any emails at this time.
We appreciate your support
Chief Editor Korir
LoL- Good one... Funny how many bought it..
[singing] I love it because it’s trash!
and, as Shakespeare might say, search is the undiscovered country:
Very Scary Political Cult right under our noses
Chicago Sun Times | 11/03.2008 | Neverbluffer
Posted on 11/03/2008 4:48:13 AM PST by neverbluffer
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2123344/posts
I get all the time in one email account I have for just junk. A hotmail account btw.
This is hillariously funny: http://www.419eater.com/html/kothapalli_rao.htm
Scroll down to The Church of Bread and Wine which was a scam someone ran on the scammers.
I think your post is hilarious. I’m ashamed that so many FReepers didn’t get your humor. I thought we were smarter than the average Dim-o-crap liberal, but when I read the responses to your cleverly written post, I am disheartened. Maybe we should instruct people prior to reading satire with a warning such as:
“Warning: Before reading the following, please place tongue firmly in cheek, turn off your BS antennae and lighten up. In other words...HEY, IT’S HUMOR DING DONG!”
But, it kinda spoils it when you have to explain it... (sigh)
thank you rudeboy and others! First laugh for me today!!
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