[Calpernia]

Remember when Tancredo sent Chertoff heads of lettuce? Maybe we should send hamburgers to Obama.

[WalterSkinner]

I'm gonna be round my vegetables
I'm gonna chow down my vegetables
I love you most of all
My favorite vege-table
If you brought a big brown bag of them home
I'd jump up and down and hope you'd toss me a carrot
I'm gonna keep well my vegetables
Cart off and sell my vegetables
I love you most of all
My favorite vege-table

"Vegetables" - Beach Boys 1966