Posted on 10/08/2008 9:33:56 AM PDT by Cincinatus' Wife
Edited on 10/08/2008 9:35:41 AM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]
BRIDGEPORT, Conn.
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HOLY HYPERBOLE BATMAN!!! LOL
What is it when a brunette bleaches her hair out blonde?
aritifical intelligence!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why do some women have bruised belly buttons?
Because blonde men aren’t that smart either.
Jokes are jokes, and not intended to be hurtful. I can’t help it if people are way too thin skinned.
It’s funny you feign “hurt”, yet think it’s ok to be hurtful in the next breath. Telling, VERY telling.
PS, hydrogeologist isn’t really something I’d be proud to put on my resume, it’s a step above mud boy. Chemical engineer? Not a bad starter job.
PPS, My GF and my kids are all smart blondes. So there. My comment was about the dumb bimbo making it harder for the non-dumb blonds out there by perpetuating the stupid stereotype.
Have a great day!
“Charlotte Feeney of Stratford says she can never return to her natural blonde hue”
If she’s so worried about her natural hue, what was she doing with a dye bottle in the first place??
DING! DING! DING! We have a winner!
It also says:
“She says she suffered headaches and anxiety, missed the attention that blondes receive and had to stay home and wear hats most of the time.”
Replace: 'Brunette'
Q: How do you confuse a brunette?
A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to sit in the corner.
My Grandpa used to tell the this joke....he’d point to a silo and say that a guy died in there - he went in there looking for a corner to pee in.
Since I don’t know how to post a pic....
http://www.headblade.com/Merchant2/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=HB&Product_Code=50300-4
or obviously post a link either
I’m guessing buffy is a blonde.. lol.
I bet she thinks a "permanent" really is, lol.
Somewhere in here there is a joke about the “curtains” not matching the “carpet”...
Why do blondes like tilt steering wheels?
I wish the judge had given her a through talking-to about how dumb people, blond or otherwise, slow down the judicial process for everybody clogging up the courts in their pursuit of the lottery and obliged her to make coffee, copy and deliver papers, etc. in a law office for a week as punishment in addition to paying courts costs. She would have learned a lesson about the value of time. Just for fun, he should have also told her to grow it out and just cut 1 inch every 2 months (or something more creative) and to find a hairdress to put in lowlights at the roots as her disaster grows out.
She should now sue the lawyer for going to court without evidence that the dye came out of the L’Oreal box and letting her make a monumental ass of herself on the national stage. He should also have to pay some penalty for wasting the court’s time.
Having said all that, the dumbest lottery-lawsuit of all time is that judge who tried to sue the dry cleaners for losing his pants to the tune of (I think) $56 million.
Well, then, you’ll want to know that the only person to win 2 Nobel Prizes (1 for Chem., 1 for Phys.) was blonde and Polish besides. Still, I only know 1 blonde (and I know at least 10 very intimately) who doesn’t color her hair. It seems par for the course for blondes to start coloring at age 18 or earlier. Knowing that, I can only arrive at 1 conclusion which is that in it’s natural adult state, blond
a. has a very narrow range of variation
b. is not a good color and has a tendency to look like dishwater.
She’s not being hurtful, she’s illustrating that she can make a substituion ad nauseum. She is not as bright as her husband and daughter.
In the state of New Mexico effective at the begining of 2009 all vehicles are going to be required to begin converting their headlight dimmer switch back to the old fashion button on the floorboard. We only have until July 1st for all vehicles on New Mexico roadways to make the conversion before they will begin issuing tickets.
This legislation is apparently the result of a study that showed that 90% of all nighttime accidents in the state are caused by blondes who get their foot caught in the steering column while trying to dim the lights.
Blonde jokes mean and hurtful? I’m blond, Polish, a senior citizen and just slightly overweight. Know and repeat all the jokes about all these groups. Assume you had a sense of humor at one time or you wouldn’t be on this site. Might want to think about getting it back.
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