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Well, that beats the “Porn and Chicken” club hands down.”
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Thanks nickcarraway. I'd enjoy a slice of elderberry pie right about now. |
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Didn’t they do this for “La Resistance” in the South Park Movie? BTW, can we expect a South Park ping tonight?
For to make Tartys in Applis
Tak gode Applys and pare them cleane and core theim as ye will a Quince. Tak gode Spycis and Figys then make your coffyne after this maner take a little faire water and halfe a disshe of butter and a little safron and set all this vpon a chafyngdisshe till it be hote.
Then temper your flower with this vpon a chafyngdissh till it be hote then temper your floure with this said licour and the white of two egges and also make your coffyn and ceason your apples with Sinamon ginger and suger inough.
Then put them into your coffyn and laie halfe a disshe of butter aboue them and close your coffyn and so bake them.
http://www.spaff.com/poesy/shakespearean_pie.html
A long, long time ago
I can still remember
How, alas, poor Yorick’s jokes drew groans
He’d dance and sing and kiss my hand
Like Elsinore was Neverland
But then he went and joined the Skull and Bones
And now, Horatio, I get shivers
With every line the ghost delivers
All the Globe has been dark
‘Cause something rots in Denmark
I can’t recall a thing as weird
As when dear old Daddy reappeared
To say that he’d been poison-eared
The day King Hamlet died
So:
To be or to choose not to be?
That’s the question I’m digestin’ in my soliloquy
And when fortune aims its slings and arrows at me
Tell me how I’m gonna live through Act III?
Answer, please, iambically