To: sionnsar; abigailsmybaby; A CA Guy; airborne; Allegra; Baraonda; callisto; clamper1797; ...
Because I was so heavily invested in the stock market, I was so depressed last night, I called the Depression Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan.
I told them I was suicidal.
They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck ..
1,629 posted on
10/23/2008 12:02:32 PM PDT by
Monkey Face
(I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.)
To: Monkey Face
1,630 posted on
10/23/2008 12:04:15 PM PDT by
Robert A Cook PE
(I can only donate monthly, but socialists' ABBCNNBCBS continue to lie every day!)
To: Monkey Face
I have my Hubby on the phone and he’s cackling at that. :-)
1,631 posted on
10/23/2008 12:09:27 PM PDT by
DJ MacWoW
(In VP's, McCain picked the future, Obama chose the past.)
To: Monkey Face
I went to pick her up for our date. Her Father met me at the door and said sternly, "You'll have her back home by eight-fifteen."
I blurted, "The middle of August? Cool!"
[With thanks to Steven Wright]
1,634 posted on
10/23/2008 12:52:01 PM PDT by
HKMk23
(If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose.)
To: Monkey Face
1,635 posted on
10/23/2008 12:59:06 PM PDT by
abigailsmybaby
(I'm disinclined to tgtcquiesce to your request.)
To: Monkey Face
Hello! I’ve been out at the poll with Pat. He wasn’t quite as enthusiastic as yesterday, but at least we had sunscreen on. He also helped me vote. I’ve just given him his ice cream snack!
I won’t take Pat tomorrow. Maybe I’ll try Sally again, or make Tom go.
1,638 posted on
10/23/2008 1:39:33 PM PDT by
Tax-chick
(After 5:00 p.m., slip brains through slot in door.)
To: Monkey Face
I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house, and four people died.
1,639 posted on
10/23/2008 1:46:56 PM PDT by
Dead Corpse
(What would a free man do?)
To: Monkey Face
1,640 posted on
10/23/2008 1:51:29 PM PDT by
sionnsar
(Obama?Bye-den!|Iran Azadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY)|http://trad-anglican.faithweb.com/)
To: Monkey Face
They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck ..*Snort*
I don't care who you are, that right there is funny!
1,645 posted on
10/23/2008 3:03:00 PM PDT by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(Just say No to Lawyers! Palin '08! (oh and McWhatshisname too. I guess))
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