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CONTEST: Name the Extra Seven States in Obama's America
Vanity ^ | Julyl 30, 2008 | BPJAM

Posted on 07/30/2008 4:00:47 PM PDT by bpjam

The McCain Campaign isn't competent enough to start it so it's up to Free Republic (again). We need to name the other 7 ObamaNation States!

Obama lives in a different America than the rest of us. His has 57 states in it. What are those other 7 states? That is the job for you, Freepers. Let's name those states. And the winning states will be sent to the McCain Campaign so they can get a clue as to what it's like to be a Conservative or even be in the Republican Party (for those of us who are). And maybe the media might want to join in once they've figured out the joke


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KEYWORDS: 57states; contest; dearbornistan; obama
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To: bpjam

This is truly a neat contest, needs to go viral over the net. I suggest you send the idea to Rush. Totally serious.


21 posted on 07/30/2008 4:12:46 PM PDT by Attention Surplus Disorder (Congrasites = Congressional parasites.)
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To: bpjam

Puerto Rico
U.S. Virgin Islands
Guam
Federated States of Micronesia
American Samoa
Northern Marianas Islands
District of Columbia

?????


22 posted on 07/30/2008 4:14:09 PM PDT by coconutt2000 (NO MORE PEACE FOR OIL!!! DOWN WITH TYRANTS, TERRORISTS, AND TIMIDCRATS!!!! (3-T's For World Peace))
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To: bpjam

Alabama


23 posted on 07/30/2008 4:14:10 PM PDT by silentreignofheroes (Old Dogs and Children,and Watermelon Wine.)
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To: bpjam

I’m guessing the extra seven states all end in ‘istan’.


24 posted on 07/30/2008 4:14:26 PM PDT by Be_Politically_Erect (If I didn't think he'd get emotionally attached to it, I'd tell O-bigears to kiss my A** !)
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To: TheWasteLand

That hurts, ROLL TIDE


25 posted on 07/30/2008 4:15:06 PM PDT by silentreignofheroes (Old Dogs and Children,and Watermelon Wine.)
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To: bpjam
Happy, Dopey, Sneezy, Grumpy, Doc, Sleepy, Bashful.
26 posted on 07/30/2008 4:15:40 PM PDT by xcamel (Being on the wrong track means the unintended consequences express train doesnt kill you going by)
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To: bpjam

Puerto Viagra,

Jeffersonia,

Franklandia,

North Colombia,

South Angeles,

Luna Chiroptera,

Missabanessria....


27 posted on 07/30/2008 4:16:27 PM PDT by usmcobra (I sing Karaoke the way it was meant to be sung, drunk, badly and in Japanese)
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To: bpjam

I’ve got ‘em!

Canada (We’ll forget that whole 1812 thing)
Mexico (Need a voting base)
Iraq (The only reason we invaded was for oil, right? </sarc>)
Puerto Rico (When’s the last time anyone with an R after his/her name was a delegate from Puerto Rico?)
Washington D.C. (Need a filibuster-proof majority, after all.)
Change (We’re all ready for it, apparently. He hasn’t really said what that change is yet, though, so my guess is it’s the name of a new state)
Obamaland (A land filled with fairy dust, kittens, puppies, and an odd underlying odor of antiseptics and really old apples. It’s better not to ask questions)


28 posted on 07/30/2008 4:18:22 PM PDT by figgers3036
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To: tet68

Lierstan
Medialictmyasstien
Mongrolia
North Albhama
South Adashous
Nottheoneiknewton
Westloserton


29 posted on 07/30/2008 4:19:01 PM PDT by carcraft (The Obamalator, sold on TV, very expensive,doesn't work , is a cheap copy of the original Caterlator)
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To: bpjam

Halfrica America


30 posted on 07/30/2008 4:20:05 PM PDT by edzo4
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To: bpjam

Maybe Obama will get sucked into these rift tides that are constantly happening in the northeast.


31 posted on 07/30/2008 4:20:38 PM PDT by Silver Dany (Democrats are Socialists)
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To: bpjam

North Gimme
South Gimme
North Freebie
South Freebie
North Handout
South Handout
No. Taxes


32 posted on 07/30/2008 4:21:50 PM PDT by firebrand
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To: bpjam

If John Edwards is right, there should be 100 states.


33 posted on 07/30/2008 4:22:46 PM PDT by MtnClimber (http://www.jeffhead.com/obama/nobamanation-sticker.jpg)
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To: bpjam
Olabama
Bamasooota
Massachubama
New Hampshabarack
Barackanois
New Baracko
Ida Ho
34 posted on 07/30/2008 4:25:37 PM PDT by Lakeshark (Thank a member of the US armed forces for their sacrifice)
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To: HankArcher

Are you sure it is not spelled

“Allahobomber”


35 posted on 07/30/2008 4:25:38 PM PDT by MtnClimber (http://www.jeffhead.com/obama/nobamanation-sticker.jpg)
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To: bpjam

I will start with the State of Denial, State of Mind, Police State.


36 posted on 07/30/2008 4:26:11 PM PDT by Parley Baer
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To: bpjam
The Great State of Anarchy.

The Great State of Ebonics.

The great State of Chaos.

The Great State of Welfare.

The Great State of Overtaxed.

The Great State of Waffles.

The Great State of Confusion.

The Great State of Poverty.

37 posted on 07/30/2008 4:29:36 PM PDT by mad_as_he$$ (Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil.)
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To: bpjam

You don’t have the right number of states that Obama thinks there are. You need to do the math.

When he misspoke, he said that he had VISITED 57 states! That he had ONE state left to go to. That he was not allowed to go to Alaska and Hawaii.

Video here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpGH02DtIws

That means: 57 states visited + 1 more to go to + 2 not allowed to go to = 60 states total.

So that means, he thinks there are 60 states.


What it looks like happened was that in the heat of the moment he made a stupid mental math error. It looks like he was going to say ‘50 states’ - and then realizing that would get jumped tried to back off to 47 states, but did the math wrong so it came out 57 states. He then make a big point of saying ‘one more state to go to’... and then realizes that he has to correct himself again because he has just dissed two states (Alaska and Hawaii) as being not important. So he blames that on his staff ‘not allowing him’ to go. But he still didn’t catch on to his error in adding in ten extra states.


38 posted on 07/30/2008 4:29:39 PM PDT by Pikachu_Dad
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To: usmcobra

Puerto Viagra !

I love it , that has to be one but what if they won’t go for statehood?
Could Obama really pull it out?


39 posted on 07/30/2008 4:30:11 PM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: Parley Baer

Two of them have to be:

North Gulag
South Gulag


40 posted on 07/30/2008 4:31:53 PM PDT by MtnClimber (http://www.jeffhead.com/obama/nobamanation-sticker.jpg)
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