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1 posted on 07/29/2008 10:59:40 AM PDT by MovementConservative
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To: MovementConservative

Is there some larger lesson here I’m missing?


2 posted on 07/29/2008 11:02:12 AM PDT by DManA
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To: MovementConservative

Heh - nude sunbather with a collapsible baton...


3 posted on 07/29/2008 11:03:00 AM PDT by Hegemony Cricket (Vigilantism will arise where the justice system is viewed as overly lenient and/or ineffective.)
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To: MovementConservative

A 45yo man gets his ass kicked, in front of his own children, by a naked guy twice his age.

I’d hang myself out of shame.


4 posted on 07/29/2008 11:03:26 AM PDT by Old Sarge (CTHULHU '08 - I won't settle for a lesser evil any longer!)
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To: MovementConservative

Just how large was this baton he was wielding?


5 posted on 07/29/2008 11:04:20 AM PDT by LottieDah (Democrats and liberals never fail to disappoint.)
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To: MovementConservative; Owl_Eagle; Sam's Army; Darksheare; pissant; najida; r-q-tek86; blackie; ...
"After the assault the suspect walked away and the victim obtained a physical description before leaving the area on the raft."

Naked people do the darnedest things...PING!!!!

6 posted on 07/29/2008 11:04:20 AM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (Some days it is not worth chewing through the restraints.)
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nude suspect, collapsible baton

Hmmmmmm.........

7 posted on 07/29/2008 11:04:45 AM PDT by b4its2late (Ignorance allows liberalism to prosper.)
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To: MovementConservative

Dad?


8 posted on 07/29/2008 11:05:13 AM PDT by Deb (Beat him, strip him and bring him to my tent!)
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Nude sunbather???? Rooster Rock Park????

There’s a good joke there somewhere.....


9 posted on 07/29/2008 11:05:55 AM PDT by Hardshell
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A simple case of naked aggression.
12 posted on 07/29/2008 11:09:02 AM PDT by MRadtke (NOT the baseball player)
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"That dog was eying my sausage! "


13 posted on 07/29/2008 11:09:22 AM PDT by TexasCajun
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Rooster Rock State Park

Not going there. No I wont. I will be banned for life.

19 posted on 07/29/2008 11:13:01 AM PDT by Long Island Pete
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Disregard my questions, I see now you like perverted stories, it is part of your personality to accuse people of doing things you enjoy.


20 posted on 07/29/2008 11:13:17 AM PDT by SF Republican
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To: MovementConservative

Why is it that 99% of the people who engage in nude sunbathing are people that none of the rest of us ever want to see naked?


21 posted on 07/29/2008 11:13:24 AM PDT by nhoward14
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Rooster Rock: Home of the Fighting Cocks!


27 posted on 07/29/2008 11:16:47 AM PDT by andy58-in-nh (A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves.)
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Nude sunbather goes on attack

A swordsman?

32 posted on 07/29/2008 11:24:17 AM PDT by N. Theknow (Kennedys: Can't drive, can't fly, can't ski, can't skipper a boat; but they know what's best for us)
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Two small Chihuahua dogs ran from his raft onto the beach and continued about 100 yards toward the area of a nude male sunbather where the victim saw the man hitting the dogs with what appeared to be a stick.

I dunno, seems to me most guy that get surprised by these mini cujos while their tallywhacker is exposed might start playing whack-a-mole to defend themselves.

If he hadn't had a collapsable baton, would we be reading a story about a victim of a chihuahua attack and very private and painful injuries?

35 posted on 07/29/2008 11:29:12 AM PDT by Valpal1 (OW! My head just exploded!)
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Rooster Rock State Park = Cock Rock State Park
38 posted on 07/29/2008 11:35:05 AM PDT by fso301
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That was NO baton!


47 posted on 07/29/2008 12:16:41 PM PDT by Doc Savage ("Are you saying Jesus can't hit a curve ball? - Harris to Cerrano - Major League)
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the suspect allegedly struck a man several times with a collapsible police-type baton

I understand some men have that problem.

48 posted on 07/29/2008 12:31:22 PM PDT by Mr. Brightside
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Donald Joseph Kenney, age 74,

Thanks for not showing any pictures.
54 posted on 07/29/2008 2:36:56 PM PDT by no dems (99% of the Politicians give all the others a bad name.)
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