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Posted on 07/26/2008 8:26:44 AM PDT by Shruet

Zots alone moves the wheels of history! Have you ever asked yourselves in an hour of medication which liberals find themselves in during the day, how long we have been striving for zotness? Not only the years we've been at zot. But from the moment as a child when we realized that trolls could be zotted. It has been a lifetime struggle , a never-ending zot!, I say to you! , and you will understand that it is a privilege to zot! We are moderators!! Americans I ask you, once more zot and be worthy of this historical hour! The liberals will conjure up images of our freepers and they will insult our patriots as murderers. This is our duty to zot their sorry arses into the next time zone. I say, Americans of the world, unite! We must never acquiesce!, for it is together, together that we zotvail! We must never cede control of the capacitor bank for it is together that we prevail!


TOPICS: Foreign Affairs
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To: Mycroft Holmes

Aye!
We are ALL happy that McCain showed his intelligence at the last moment. What I REALLY liked was the fact that he had so many red herrings for the Dem-ons to chase!
Keystone Kops, anyone?


1,901 posted on 08/30/2008 6:47:00 PM PDT by Monkey Face (If you don't have it, you haven't asked for it.)
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To: Monkey Face

Does it make me a sexist that I point out Gov. Palin is one gorgeous woman?


1,902 posted on 08/30/2008 6:52:00 PM PDT by Genesis defender
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To: NicknamedBob
Well there was a sweater in a storeroom where I once worked that had a sign on it that said “for sale”.

The sign also read” Sweater Diane Finestein wore to the 2000 DNC convention.

1,903 posted on 08/30/2008 6:54:29 PM PDT by ThomasThomas (There is a line fine between multi-tasking and attention deficit disorder and I)
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To: Genesis defender

What?
Is “sexist” something I should be familiar with?


1,904 posted on 08/30/2008 6:55:10 PM PDT by Monkey Face (If you don't have it, you haven't asked for it.)
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To: Genesis defender

Not entirely, but you’ll have to stand in a very long line.


1,905 posted on 08/30/2008 6:55:12 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (In Russia, "Think Tank" is a philosophy, not a planning group.)
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To: ThomasThomas

I wouldn’t have worn it to a dog fight...


1,906 posted on 08/30/2008 6:55:51 PM PDT by Monkey Face (If you don't have it, you haven't asked for it.)
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To: Monkey Face; Genesis defender
"What? Is “sexist” something I should be familiar with?"

I was just musing ... wasn't God the first sexist? He invented it, they say.

1,907 posted on 08/30/2008 6:57:50 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (In Russia, "Think Tank" is a philosophy, not a planning group.)
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To: Monkey Face

What do you wear to dog fights?


1,908 posted on 08/30/2008 6:58:49 PM PDT by ThomasThomas (There is a line fine between multi-tasking and attention deficit disorder and I)
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To: Monkey Face

Add in the fact that Todd Palin is the four time winner of the Iron Dog. As first dude he is awesome. Sarah cut her pay as mayor and then sold the governor’s jet as an extravagance that Alaska’s taxpayers didn’t need. I am totally in the tank for the Palins.


1,909 posted on 08/30/2008 6:59:34 PM PDT by Mycroft Holmes (Fnord!)
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To: NicknamedBob

If someone at the RNC had any marketing savvy, they could sell full-length posters of Sarah.


1,910 posted on 08/30/2008 7:00:31 PM PDT by Genesis defender
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To: NicknamedBob

I wouldn’t know. I wasn’t there.


1,911 posted on 08/30/2008 7:01:11 PM PDT by Monkey Face (If you don't have it, you haven't asked for it.)
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To: ThomasThomas

I have no clue...


1,912 posted on 08/30/2008 7:01:42 PM PDT by Monkey Face (If you don't have it, you haven't asked for it.)
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To: Mycroft Holmes; redhead

I have it from a good source that the Palin Family will be sorely missed.

The country will be blessed, though!


1,913 posted on 08/30/2008 7:03:29 PM PDT by Monkey Face (If you don't have it, you haven't asked for it.)
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To: Genesis defender

So get busy!


1,914 posted on 08/30/2008 7:04:08 PM PDT by Monkey Face (If you don't have it, you haven't asked for it.)
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To: Monkey Face

OK, kiddies: For the second night in a row, I’m up past my bedtime. Forgive me for bowing out not too graciously!

See y’all tomorrow!


1,915 posted on 08/30/2008 7:09:52 PM PDT by Monkey Face (If you don't have it, you haven't asked for it.)
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To: Monkey Face

I’m not sure Todd would readily agree to my request! Good night.


1,916 posted on 08/30/2008 7:15:45 PM PDT by Genesis defender
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To: Monkey Face
G'Night!

Just processed the screenshots. Expect FReepmail in the next day or two (busy with family tomorrow).

1,917 posted on 08/30/2008 7:29:43 PM PDT by sionnsar (Obama? Bye-den!|Iran Azadi|5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY)|Unity=Ein Volk,Ein Reich,Ein Fuhrer)
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To: Tax-chick

The wife is 29, I am quite past what DP was age wise when Vlad was born.
Still going to love all of it.


1,918 posted on 08/30/2008 9:11:13 PM PDT by A CA Guy ( God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: sionnsar

Wife turned 29 today, baby due any day or maybe 10 days, who knows?


1,919 posted on 08/30/2008 9:12:17 PM PDT by A CA Guy ( God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: NicknamedBob

Best thing anyone can do is drink lots of water.

Genetics, exercise along with good eating and living habits all come into play.


1,920 posted on 08/30/2008 9:14:24 PM PDT by A CA Guy ( God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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