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Posted on 07/26/2008 8:26:44 AM PDT by Shruet

Zots alone moves the wheels of history! Have you ever asked yourselves in an hour of medication which liberals find themselves in during the day, how long we have been striving for zotness? Not only the years we've been at zot. But from the moment as a child when we realized that trolls could be zotted. It has been a lifetime struggle , a never-ending zot!, I say to you! , and you will understand that it is a privilege to zot! We are moderators!! Americans I ask you, once more zot and be worthy of this historical hour! The liberals will conjure up images of our freepers and they will insult our patriots as murderers. This is our duty to zot their sorry arses into the next time zone. I say, Americans of the world, unite! We must never acquiesce!, for it is together, together that we zotvail! We must never cede control of the capacitor bank for it is together that we prevail!


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To: Tax-chick; ThomasThomas; sionnsar; Monkey Face
"Who, what?"

Thomas2 challenged us to identify a quote. I had guessed Franklin, but it was Washington when I looked it up.

So I responded with another quote from Washington.

Here's a challenge: Who said, "It's easy to predict the future when you're making it happen."?

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Don't bother trying to look it up; you won't find it. I said it.

1,881 posted on 08/30/2008 6:21:55 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (In Russia, "Think Tank" is a philosophy, not a planning group.)
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To: Genesis defender

I will send thanks to God for the car you have found!

I will also expect breakfast from you for the next 530 years!

*HUG*


1,882 posted on 08/30/2008 6:24:05 PM PDT by Monkey Face (If you don't have it, you haven't asked for it.)
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To: NicknamedBob

That was cold, Bob...


1,883 posted on 08/30/2008 6:24:57 PM PDT by Monkey Face (If you don't have it, you haven't asked for it.)
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To: Monkey Face

Age yourself? Let’s see, you said your brother’s been married 50 years, so that makes you,...um...well,

...older than me.

I’ll age me by saying I think I WORE a few cloth diapers, but never had to change any.


1,884 posted on 08/30/2008 6:26:30 PM PDT by Genesis defender
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To: Genesis defender; Monkey Face
Hmm.

1986 Pontiac Parisienne

That'll work. We'll forgive you if it doesn't look like this one, yet.

1,885 posted on 08/30/2008 6:27:53 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (In Russia, "Think Tank" is a philosophy, not a planning group.)
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To: Genesis defender

OK...here’s a qualifier: All of my mother’s children were three to seven years apart. I was next to last.

I don’t do diapers, since I’m old enough to pass the kid off.


1,886 posted on 08/30/2008 6:28:55 PM PDT by Monkey Face (If you don't have it, you haven't asked for it.)
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To: Monkey Face
"That was cold, Bob..."

I like quoting ancient wise men, such as myself.

1,887 posted on 08/30/2008 6:29:48 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (In Russia, "Think Tank" is a philosophy, not a planning group.)
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To: NicknamedBob

Sorry, but I don’t recall that one.
;o]


1,888 posted on 08/30/2008 6:31:54 PM PDT by Monkey Face (If you don't have it, you haven't asked for it.)
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To: NicknamedBob

And I often speak to the wisest person present in my environment. ;o]


1,889 posted on 08/30/2008 6:32:49 PM PDT by Monkey Face (If you don't have it, you haven't asked for it.)
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To: Monkey Face

Three to seven years apart. Gollee! Your parents were in the baby-business a long time! Three years and ten days is our longest interval (between Anoreth and Bill), but if we have another, Vlad will be at least 3-1/2.


1,890 posted on 08/30/2008 6:32:57 PM PDT by Tax-chick (What would Sarah Palin do?)
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To: Genesis defender

Congratulations on the car! I remember when those came out :-).


1,891 posted on 08/30/2008 6:33:51 PM PDT by Tax-chick (What would Sarah Palin do?)
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To: NicknamedBob

You’re very aphoristic, Bob.


1,892 posted on 08/30/2008 6:34:16 PM PDT by Tax-chick (What would Sarah Palin do?)
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To: Tax-chick

I am so thrilled about Palin. I have been aware of her for about 6 months and she was my pick for the top of the ticket. I never would have thought that McCain would be smart enough to pick her. Praise be to all!


1,893 posted on 08/30/2008 6:37:24 PM PDT by Mycroft Holmes (Fnord!)
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To: Tax-chick
"You’re very aphoristic, Bob."

I just make suggestions.

1,894 posted on 08/30/2008 6:39:29 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (In Russia, "Think Tank" is a philosophy, not a planning group.)
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To: Mycroft Holmes

I’m excited, too, and very impressed with the McCain campaign for showing this much sense. Badabing!


1,895 posted on 08/30/2008 6:40:11 PM PDT by Tax-chick (What would Sarah Palin do?)
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To: Monkey Face
Breakfast, eh? Well, here's some bacon for you!

Whoops. Wrong Bacon....

1,896 posted on 08/30/2008 6:40:27 PM PDT by Genesis defender
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To: Tax-chick

I don’t. :-( In 1986 I wasn’t exactly in the market for driving a car. When you’re 11 yrs old you don’t pay much attention to what car mom or dad is driving!


1,897 posted on 08/30/2008 6:43:11 PM PDT by Genesis defender
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To: Tax-chick

My mother had two husbands to help her with the math.
One brother was a step-brother who took my father’s name.
One brother, who was really my brother, took my other bother’s father’s name. It was only within the last 10 years that anyone “knew.”
In my mother’s first marriage, there was talk of a miscarriage. In her second marriage, there was a miscarriage between me and my younger sister.
There would have been nine of us.
Have I made myself clear? If not, I can’t help! I’m a victim of circumstance!! Honest!!


1,898 posted on 08/30/2008 6:44:14 PM PDT by Monkey Face (If you don't have it, you haven't asked for it.)
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To: Tax-chick

Oh yes, she is the accidental politician, being sucked in via the PTA. She is nearly perfect, the more I read about her and her husband the more impressed I am. I sent the campaign $200 today saying that Sara Palin had pointed me there.


1,899 posted on 08/30/2008 6:44:36 PM PDT by Mycroft Holmes (Fnord!)
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To: Mycroft Holmes
"I never would have thought that McCain would be smart enough to pick her."

If he continues to be smart, he'll make her one of his most trusted advisers, and she'll be well-positioned to move into the big chair when happenstance dictates.

1,900 posted on 08/30/2008 6:45:51 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (In Russia, "Think Tank" is a philosophy, not a planning group.)
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