Posted on 07/19/2008 6:07:08 AM PDT by Borges
Describes most of today's music, movies, TV (including news, commercials & prime time), metaphorically speaking.
Classical Music PING
It’s the special olympics of music.
I agree. I’ve walked out on or fallen asleep during modern classical music concerts. They are not music. They are noise in the same way as Miles Davis’ fusion jazz movement. I’ll take Mozart any day.
Joe Queenan has his "emperor has no clothes" moment.
This is quite a good and funny article. Sample quote about a modern classical music piece composed around the theme of interfacing with water sandwiched between a couple of old chestnuts:
“It [the modern piece] was bloated but thoroughly harmless, and the audience responded warmly; nothing thrills a classical music crowd more than a new piece of music that doesn’t make them physically ill. But the concert underscored the problem in including new work on the same programme as the old chestnuts: it is not just asking striplings to compete with titans; it is asking obscure, academically trained liquid interfacers to compete with titans at the top of their game. As the saying goes: you don’t send a boy to do Franz Liszt’s job.”
The true modern version of classical music is to be found in movie soundtracks. Composers such as John Barry, Lalo Schifrin, Basil Poledouris, and Jerry Goldsmith to name a few.
“It’s the special olympics of music.”
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Alas, it seems to be the special olympics of life in general. We have the most pathetic candidates imaginable running for president, movies so awful that I hardly ever want to watch one anymore, even young people seem to listen to the pop music from forty or fifty years ago rather than what is current. So-called journalists appear to be at best only vaguely acquainted with the English language. Television programs represented as “Science” reporting spread disinformation about climate change. The medical profession moves the goalposts on cholesterol, blood pressure and blood sugar in an apparent move to ensure that every American is prescribed chronic medication at the earliest possible age and kept on medication for life.
I agree. I've heard many soundtracks that contained what could have been the core of a concerto or symphony, or at least a prelude.
I agree wholeheartedly as well. John Williams and Howard Shore leap to my mind. These modern “classical artists” can’t hold a candle to the any of the movie music composers mentioned here. From Victory at Sea to Star Wars to ET to Lord of the Rings to Star Trek to Patton, they have compiled an astonishing libretto of works that will stand the test of time.
new classical music is absolute torture
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It’s also insulting as is so much of “modern” is. Standards are lowered or discarded completely and the resulting art is called “modern”. It’s true of all art these days, music included. I don’t even attend events showcasing anything modern anymore.
The implication being that the best modern music is an imitation of 19th century Romanticism?
I would say that modern movie music has some of its roots there. Just as some of the original classical masters were influenced by each other or the way that the Beatles influenced many, many rock bands that came after them. Just because one is influenced by someone who came before, doesn’t mean his or her work is un-original. Movie music is the venue that most closely upholds the traditions of the classical music of old.
Your comment reminds me of something I saw on the Muppet Show. Gonzo the Great’s Rock Band; which consisted of him standing on stage, surrounded by rocks, screaming “ART! ART! ART!” while banging on a drum or a gong. Very funny and all too true.
My local classical music station does a program on Saturday mornings called “Classics from the Movies” (or something like that) and all they play is instrumental pieces from various soundtracks.
Some movies instantly recognizable (such as John William’s Star Wars) others not so much...but ALL beautiful, intricate, well-crafted works that as you say will “stand the test of time.”
LOL...one of the most enjoyable parts of this program is listening to the announcer (typical somber, intellectual, classical-music-type voice) detailing the composer’s name, the orchestra involved and noting “the piece is from the soundtrack of ‘Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure’.”
I happen to believe this philosophy is true in far more fields than classical music. Thanks for this absorbing read.
Getting captivated by modern music leads to Stockhausen Syndrome.
I've had a theory which I call the "Art of the Ugly". In my mind, this "art" started in the 30's with the newly-aggressive manifistations of ugly socialism, communism and fascism throughout the world. For some psychological reason, I suppose, much art also began to be uglified, cynical, negative and nihilistic.....and it continues to this day.
Too many paintings, sculpture, music, poetry, architecture, modern dance, playwrighting, movies, popular music, literature, you name it, became uglified, coarse, incomprensible, distorted, laden with outright or implied sex/profanity, anti-religious, untalented/undisciplined, or consisted of outright con-artistry like framed blank canvasses or random paint splatters sold for millions of dollars.
Even toddlers were not spared with the creation of uglified dolls with mashed-in distorted faces.....and now a Barbie Doll dressed in sado/masochistic clothing.
One safe haven from the heavy breath of ugliness assaulting our senses has always been listening to beautiful classical music. I suppose the uglification of America makes us afficionados cling to it even more.
I afforded modern atonal music a try even though I knew I would never like it. I never did. I guess I gave it a go because if I didn't, I would be called a "racist"....oops, scratch that....... I meant, I would be called "old-fashioned" and "closed-minded".
Well, just call me "Methuselah-ette", pour me some nice Merlot........and play me some dreamy Chopin!
Leni
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