50 QUESTIONS (are you willing?):
1) How much money is in your wallet?
No cash.
2) Do you still love your ex?
Don’t have one
3) What kind of car do you drive?
1997 Pontiac Sunfire
4) Have you ever been punched in the face?
Yes
5) Do you ever get depressed?
Yes
6) When is the last time you cried?
I don’t know— within the past year maybe.
7) Ever been on a motorcycle?
Yes
8) Do you think your pretty/handsome?
Yes
9) Do you go to church?
Sunday mornings.
10) If you have a driver’s license, what class? Any endorsements?
Operator
11) Do people usually like you?
Yes
12) Are you emotionally sensitive?
No
13) What brand of shirt are you wearing now?
Cintas
14) Do you smoke cigarettes?
Smoke Free since 2004!
15) Did you shower today?
Yes, and I’ll do it again before the day is over!
16) Are you closer with your mum or dad?
Mom
17) Complete the sentence ‘By This Time Next Year’:
I’ll be going through vacation pics and video
18) Would you ever pose for Playboy?
Nope
19) What is your weapon of choice?
Short range, .38 SPL; Long* range, SKS
*out past 200 yards, can’t hit $#!+.
20) Do you believe once a cheater always a cheater?
Yes
21) What is your goal for this year?
Earn my way into a higher tax bracket :(
22) Do you like to travel?
Yes
23) What is your favorite kind of food?
Western European without fish
24) Can you cook?
Yes
25) What is your star sign?
Smoke Free since 2004! (Cancer, not so much) :)
26) Where exactly are you from?
Military family; no home ground
27) Whats your favorite drink?
Regular Coke, or Coffee
28) What kind of movies do you enjoy?
Sci-Fi/Action/Drama/Comedy
29) Have you gone muddin?
No
30) Have you played paintball?
No
31) Do you have a close family?
No
32) Do you have any big plans that will occur soon?
No
33) If you aren’t married, do you ever wish to get married?
n/a
34) Do you enjoy working at your workplace?
Yes
35) Do you have any piercings or tattoos?
No
36) What is your usual bed time?
10pm
37)Do you own a laptop?
No
38) Would you be ok with being a step parent?
Yes
39) What are your living arangements?
Wife, no kids. We’re both mid-40s so probably won’t. Borrow friends’ and relatives’ kids a lot.
40) What’s Something That Really Annoys You?:
Worriers
41) What was your childhood nickname?
Sarge
42) What’s the weirdest thing you have done while driving?
“Beat It” (I was 22!)
43) Can you keep a secret?
Yes
44) What do you do when you need to relax?
Take a shower, then hit the couch
45) Do you think it is OK to sometimes tell lies?
No
46) Could you forgive a boyfriend or girlfriend who physically hurt you?
Yes
47) What is your greatest fear in life?
Slow death (illness or untreated injury)
48) Favorite month and why?
June; green and starting to be warm
49) Favorite color/colors?
Depends. White for wall,s, blue for jeans, silver gray for cars etc.
50) Favorite Season?
Sommerzeit ist gleich gut!
50 QUESTIONS (are you willing?):
1) How much money is in your wallet?
$341
2) Do you still love your ex?
If I did she wouldn’t be ex, now would she?
3) What kind of car do you drive?
F250
1989 Dodge Daytona Shelby Turbo
Kia Sephia
S10 pickup
4) Have you ever been punched in the face?
Yes
5) Do you ever get depressed?
no
6) When is the last time you cried?
huh?
7) Ever been on a motorcycle?
Yes
8) Do you think your pretty/handsome?
absolutely
9) Do you go to church?
no
10) If you have a driver’s license, what class? Any endorsements?
yep, C, motorcycle
11) Do people usually like you?
no
12) Are you emotionally sensitive?
What? Dude, I got cow manure in the tread of my shoes and grease under all my fingernails. I have a dip of Copenhagen in my lip and I am trying to wait until them yakkin women get out of the hall so I can go take a crap. emotionally sensitive?
13) What brand of shirt are you wearing now?
don’t know, don’t care
14) Do you smoke cigarettes?
not anymore. I use smokeless terbacky and have a big fat stinkin cigar about once a week.
15) Did you shower today?
nope
16) Are you closer with your mum or dad?
what the hell is a mum?
17) Complete the sentence ‘By This Time Next Year’:
ain’t no tellin
18) Would you ever pose for Playboy?
sure. When society somehow switches and decides that Larry the Cable Guy is a sex object, I will make a killing.
19) What is your weapon of choice?
light saber
20) Do you believe once a cheater always a cheater?
You know, in the old west, it was justifiable homicide to shoot someone that was proved cheating at a poker table.
21) What is your goal for this year?
get my daughter graduated from NationalGuard boot camp and off to college.
22) Do you like to travel?
no
23) What is your favorite kind of food?
meat
24) Can you cook?
Yes, quite good.
25) What is your star sign?
huh?
26) Where exactly are you from?
Norf Cacilacky
27) Whats your favorite drink?
beer. Come on, man. What did you think I was gonna say? fruity drinks? fancy water? diet coke? friggin beer...domestic.... from a can.
28) What kind of movies do you enjoy?
(doorbell)
“Who is it?”
“Special delivery, maam”
BOW CHICKA BOW BOW
29) Have you gone muddin?
Yep
30) Have you played paintball?
No
31) Do you have a close family?
yep
32) Do you have any big plans that will occur soon?
poker game saturday night. gonna fry up some striper.
33) If you aren’t married, do you ever wish to get married?
eh
34) Do you enjoy working at your workplace?
enjoy working at work? uh... no.
35) Do you have any piercings or tattoos?
yep
36) What is your usual bed time?
12-1am
37)Do you own a laptop?
yes
38) Would you be ok with being a step parent?
I am. per se
39) What are your living arangements?
cohabitate with a hot, fake-boobied chick.
(and to the poster who said “we don’t have kids but we borrow our neighbors kids” What are you, crazy?)
40) What’s Something That Really Annoys You?:
Female men. Hen-pecked men. Men that are afraid of the wife. germaphobes. Men who smell purdy. Men who pay other men to do thing that they should be doing themselves.
41) What was your childhood nickname?
didn’t have one
42) What’s the weirdest thing you have done while driving?
BOW CHICKA BOW BOW
43) Can you keep a secret?
No
44) What do you do when you need to relax?
relax
45) Do you think it is OK to sometimes tell lies?
yep
46) Could you forgive a boyfriend or girlfriend who physically hurt you?
Yes
47) What is your greatest fear in life?
my kids will become liberals
48) Favorite month and why?
March... motorcycle repair side business takes off
49) Favorite color/colors?
I don’t have room in my brain for such nonsense.
50) Favorite Season?
spring