Posted on 07/18/2008 5:47:38 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
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I bought the Beetle a year ago as a tinker toy. You know, a toy to tinker with. But with gas at $4.00/gal I’ve parked the Titan (13 MPG) and drive the ‘vert daily.
50 QUESTIONS (are you willing?):
1) How much money is in your wallet?
$18
2) Do you still love your ex?
Nope.
3) What kind of car do you drive?
2005 Cadillac Escalade
4) Have you ever been punched in the face?
Yes. I used to be a kickboxer.
5) Do you ever get depressed?
No.
6) When is the last time you cried?
Yes. See Question #4.
7) Ever been on a motorcycle?
Yes
8) Do you think your pretty/handsome?
No. Again, back to Question #4.
9) Do you go to church?
Nope.
10) If you have a driver’s license, what class? Any endorsements?
Yes-Class BM. M so I can drive a motorcycle, and B so I can drive the fire truck.
11) Do people usually like you?
I don’t know. They seldom run from the room screaming anymore, so I’ve got that going for me.
12) Are you emotionally sensitive?
In a cuddly, high-functioning, sociopathic sort of way.
13) What brand of shirt are you wearing now?
Archer
14) Do you smoke cigarettes?
Nope.
15) Did you shower today?
Yeah, that’s kind of a daily thing for me.
16) Are you closer with your mum or dad?
Mom.
17) Complete the sentence ‘By This Time Next Year’:
I’ll be about a year older.
18) Would you ever pose for Playboy?
LOL. No. Why do you keep asking questions that go back to Question #4????
19) What is your weapon of choice?
Concealable: Glock 40 cal, compensated.
Non-concealable: Flame thrower. (Insurance agent won’t allow that.) M-16 SPG.
20) Do you believe once a cheater always a cheater?
Sounds about right.
21) What is your goal for this year?
I’ve accomplished them: Finish fire school and EMT school and get my Search and Rescue certification.
22) Do you like to travel?
Yes, if there’s diving involved.
23) What is your favorite kind of food?
Right now, I’m having a major ice cream jones.
24) Can you cook?
Well enough that no one’s died from it…as far as I know.
25) What is your star sign?
Aquarius.
26) Where exactly are you from?
Torrance, CA, USA, Earth
27) Whats your favorite drink?
Pina Colada (…and let the jokes begin)
28) What kind of movies do you enjoy?
Comedy, Action
29) Have you gone muddin?
Not on purpose.
30) Have you played paintball?
Not the colorful type.
31) Do you have a close family?
ROFLMAO…no.
32) Do you have any big plans that will occur soon?
9th wedding anniversary. No really big plans, just a big event in our lives.
33) If you aren’t married, do you ever wish to get married?
n/a
34) Do you enjoy working at your workplace?
Usually.
35) Do you have any piercings or tattoos?
Nope.
36) What is your usual bed time?
10pm
37)Do you own a laptop?
Three home laptops, two work laptops.
38) Would you be ok with being a step parent?
Nope. Been there, done that, burned the t-shirt.
39) What are your living arangements?
Just me and my wife…just the way we like it.
40) What’s Something That Really Annoys You?:
Hypocrisy.
41) What was your childhood nickname?
hhhhmmm…I don’t think I had any. At least, none you could play on the radio.
42) What’s the weirdest thing you have done while driving?
Can’t think of anything silly that I’ve done while driving.
43) Can you keep a secret?
Can’t really tell you that, now can I?
44) What do you do when you need to relax?
Poke at the logic holes of hypocrites.
45) Do you think it is OK to sometimes tell lies?
Yep.
46) Could you forgive a boyfriend or girlfriend who physically hurt you?
I might, but my wife would still be pi$$ed at her.
47) What is your greatest fear in life?
Being unable to save a loved one.
48) Favorite month and why?
June. It’s warm, but not stupidly hot yet in Texas, and folks don’t wear much. In some neighborhoods, that’s a great thing. In others, not so much.
49) Favorite color/colors?
Depends on the application.
50) Favorite Season?
Spring.
50 QUESTIONS (are you willing?):
1) How much money is in your wallet?
$341
2) Do you still love your ex?
If I did she wouldn’t be ex, now would she?
3) What kind of car do you drive?
F250
1989 Dodge Daytona Shelby Turbo
Kia Sephia
S10 pickup
4) Have you ever been punched in the face?
Yes
5) Do you ever get depressed?
no
6) When is the last time you cried?
huh?
7) Ever been on a motorcycle?
Yes
8) Do you think your pretty/handsome?
absolutely
9) Do you go to church?
no
10) If you have a driver’s license, what class? Any endorsements?
yep, C, motorcycle
11) Do people usually like you?
no
12) Are you emotionally sensitive?
What? Dude, I got cow manure in the tread of my shoes and grease under all my fingernails. I have a dip of Copenhagen in my lip and I am trying to wait until them yakkin women get out of the hall so I can go take a crap. emotionally sensitive?
13) What brand of shirt are you wearing now?
don’t know, don’t care
14) Do you smoke cigarettes?
not anymore. I use smokeless terbacky and have a big fat stinkin cigar about once a week.
15) Did you shower today?
nope
16) Are you closer with your mum or dad?
what the hell is a mum?
17) Complete the sentence ‘By This Time Next Year’:
ain’t no tellin
18) Would you ever pose for Playboy?
sure. When society somehow switches and decides that Larry the Cable Guy is a sex object, I will make a killing.
19) What is your weapon of choice?
light saber
20) Do you believe once a cheater always a cheater?
You know, in the old west, it was justifiable homicide to shoot someone that was proved cheating at a poker table.
21) What is your goal for this year?
get my daughter graduated from NationalGuard boot camp and off to college.
22) Do you like to travel?
no
23) What is your favorite kind of food?
meat
24) Can you cook?
Yes, quite good.
25) What is your star sign?
huh?
26) Where exactly are you from?
Norf Cacilacky
27) Whats your favorite drink?
beer. Come on, man. What did you think I was gonna say? fruity drinks? fancy water? diet coke? friggin beer...domestic.... from a can.
28) What kind of movies do you enjoy?
(doorbell)
“Who is it?”
“Special delivery, maam”
BOW CHICKA BOW BOW
29) Have you gone muddin?
Yep
30) Have you played paintball?
No
31) Do you have a close family?
yep
32) Do you have any big plans that will occur soon?
poker game saturday night. gonna fry up some striper.
33) If you aren’t married, do you ever wish to get married?
eh
34) Do you enjoy working at your workplace?
enjoy working at work? uh... no.
35) Do you have any piercings or tattoos?
yep
36) What is your usual bed time?
12-1am
37)Do you own a laptop?
yes
38) Would you be ok with being a step parent?
I am. per se
39) What are your living arangements?
cohabitate with a hot, fake-boobied chick.
(and to the poster who said “we don’t have kids but we borrow our neighbors kids” What are you, crazy?)
40) What’s Something That Really Annoys You?:
Female men. Hen-pecked men. Men that are afraid of the wife. germaphobes. Men who smell purdy. Men who pay other men to do thing that they should be doing themselves.
41) What was your childhood nickname?
didn’t have one
42) What’s the weirdest thing you have done while driving?
BOW CHICKA BOW BOW
43) Can you keep a secret?
No
44) What do you do when you need to relax?
relax
45) Do you think it is OK to sometimes tell lies?
yep
46) Could you forgive a boyfriend or girlfriend who physically hurt you?
Yes
47) What is your greatest fear in life?
my kids will become liberals
48) Favorite month and why?
March... motorcycle repair side business takes off
49) Favorite color/colors?
I don’t have room in my brain for such nonsense.
50) Favorite Season?
spring
Why is he there? Did he do something wrong? Did he flash the neighbor?
Yep
Four out of six, the morning after a sleepover
50 QUESTIONS (are you willing?):Does this question make it 51?
1) How much money is in your wallet?
None, money clip
2) Do you still love your ex?
No
3) What kind of car do you drive?
Rodeo
4) Have you ever been punched in the face?
No
5) Do you ever get depressed?
No
6) When is the last time you cried?
When my Lab died during surgery.
7) Ever been on a motorcycle?
Wes
8) Do you think your pretty/handsome?
Nobody runs screaming when they see me.
9) Do you go to church?
I’m an ordained minister, my house is my church
10) If you have a driver’s license, what class?
Motorcycle
11) Do people usually like you?
Nobody runs screaming when they see me.
12) Are you emotionally sensitive?
About some things.
13) What brand of shirt are you wearing now?
None
14) Do you smoke cigarettes?
Sometimes
15) Did you shower today?
Shower time is at 3 PM.
16) Are you closer with your mum or dad?
Mom, Dad has passed away.
17) Complete the sentence ‘By This Time Next Year’:
I hope we will be saying, “Presiden McCain.”
18) Would you ever pose for Playboy?
Doing what?
19) What is your weapon of choice?
1911A1, Garand, or Mossberg 500, depending on situation.
20) Do you believe once a cheater always a cheater?
Mostly
21) What is your goal for this year?
Get a new house built on my property.
22) Do you like to travel?
Sailed around the world twice, visited every continent excep Australia. Done traveling unless I can figure out how to visit the mountain named for me in Antarctica.
23) What is your favorite kind of food?
Meat
24) Can you cook?
Yes
25) What is your star sign?
Saggitarius (sp?)
26) Where exactly are you from?
From Upstate NY when it was conservative. Live in SE AZ now.
27) Whats your favorite drink?
Beer, Dr Pepper (sometine with a little run in it)
28) What kind of movies do you enjoy?
Action and comedy
29) Have you gone muddin?
Nope
30) Have you played paintball?
Nope
31) Do you have a close family?
Us and the kids
32) Do you have any big plans that will occur soon?
Building a house
33) If you aren’t married, do you ever wish to get married?
n/a
34) Do you enjoy working at your workplace?
Retired and loving it.
35) Do you have any piercings or tattoos?
No
36) What is your usual bed time?
10 pm
37)Do you own a laptop?
No
38) Would you be ok with being a step parent?
I am and it’s they are good kids. (I hpoe I helped.)
39) What are your living arangements?
I live with my wife and two dogs on four acres in the country.
40) What’s Something That Really Annoys You?:
Studied ignorance, like liberals.
41) What was your childhood nickname?
Don’t think I had one.
42) What’s the weirdest thing you have done while driving? Driving is too serious a business to do weird things.
43) Can you keep a secret?
Depends.
44) What do you do when you need to relax?
Go to the range with a picture of what pi$$ed me off.
45) Do you think it is OK to sometimes tell lies?
Depends
46) Could you forgive a boyfriend or girlfriend who physically hurt you?
Don’t have any, but no on principle.
47) What is your greatest fear in life?
Right now it is Obama Mugabe Hussein.
48) Favorite month and why?
Any month with shorts and tee shirt weather. (Here, it’s most of the year.)
49) Favorite color/colors?
Navy blue
50) Favorite Season?
Shorts and tee shirt season.
50) Favorite Season?
Deer Season
I think I’ve driven by that rabbit sign recently. :)
50 QUESTIONS (are you willing?):
1) How much money is in your wallet?
$15
2) Do you still love your ex?
Ain’t got one
3) What kind of car do you drive?
2003 Blazer
4) Have you ever been punched in the face?
Yep
5) Do you ever get depressed?
nope
6) When is the last time you cried?
a year and a half ago when Grandpa died
7) Ever been on a motorcycle?
yes
8) Do you think your pretty/handsome?
yes
9) Do you go to church?
Nope
10) If you have a driver’s license, what class? Any endorsements?
Yes-Class D
11) Do people usually like you?
yes - I’m pretty cool if I do say so myself
12) Are you emotionally sensitive?
sometimes
13) What brand of shirt are you wearing now?
King Size
14) Do you smoke cigarettes?
sometimes
15) Did you shower today?
Well, of course
16) Are you closer with your mum or dad?
dad
17) Complete the sentence ‘By This Time Next Year’:
I’ll be a year older
18) Would you ever pose for Playboy?
No. There’s a court order
19) What is your weapon of choice?
My rapier wit
20) Do you believe once a cheater always a cheater?
no
21) What is your goal for this year?
To not kill again
22) Do you like to travel?
no, but I love driving. Odd, huh?
23) What is your favorite kind of food?
Pecan Sandies and milk
24) Can you cook?
definitely
25) What is your star sign?
Capricorn
26) Where exactly are you from?
Sapulpa, Ok
27) Whats your favorite drink?
non- Coke Zero/ alcohol - Smirnoff
28) What kind of movies do you enjoy?
Western
29) Have you gone muddin?
No, I have all my teeth and self respect
30) Have you played paintball?
no, but I want to
31) Do you have a close family?
yes
32) Do you have any big plans that will occur soon?
no
33) If you aren’t married, do you ever wish to get married?
n/a
34) Do you enjoy working at your workplace?
yes - best job I’ve ever had
35) Do you have any piercings or tattoos?
No. I was born with all the holes God thought I needed. As far as tatoos, see remarks regarding self respect.
36) What is your usual bed time?
10pm
37)Do you own a laptop?
Just this one
38) Would you be ok with being a step parent?
No.
39) What are your living arangements?
My wife and I can’t get the kids to stay away.
40) What’s Something That Really Annoys You?:
Lists of nosy questions
41) What was your childhood nickname?
AJ
42) What’s the weirdest thing you have done while driving?
recreational procreation
43) Can you keep a secret?
Depends on how hot she is
44) What do you do when you need to relax?
I’m a guy, that’s personal
45) Do you think it is OK to sometimes tell lies?
do you think all these answers are the truth?
46) Could you forgive a boyfriend or girlfriend who physically hurt you?
no
47) What is your greatest fear in life?
being buried alive
48) Favorite month and why?
December - Christmas and my birthday
49) Favorite color/colors?
black and blue
50) Favorite Season?
winter
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