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Beating a Dead Horse
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Posted on 07/14/2008 7:39:33 AM PDT by politicalwit

Dakota tribal wisdom says that when you discover you are riding a dead horse, the best strategy is to dismount. However, in business we often try other strategies with dead horses, including the following:


TOPICS: Agriculture; Chit/Chat; Humor; Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: dead; deadhorse; horse; humor
1. Buying a stronger whip.

2. Changing riders.

3. Say things like, "This is the way we have always ridden this horse."

4. Appointing a committee to study the horse.

5. Arranging to visit other sites to see how they ride dead horses.

6. Increasing the standards to ride dead horses.

7. Appointing a tiger team to revive the dead horse.

8. Creating a training session to increase our riding ability.

9. Comparing the state of dead horses in todays environment.

10. Change the requirements declaring that "This horse is not dead."

11. Hire contractors to ride the dead horse.

12. Harnessing several dead horses together for increased speed.

13. Declaring that "No horse is too dead to beat."

14. Providing additional funding to increase the horse's performance.

15. Do a Cost Analysis study to see if contractors can ride it cheaper.

16. Purchase a product to make dead horses run faster.

17. Declare the horse is "better, faster and cheaper" dead.

18. Form a quality circle to find uses for dead horses.

19. Revisit the performance requirements for horses.

20. Say this horse was procured with cost as an independent variable.

21. Promote the dead horse to a supervisory position.

1 posted on 07/14/2008 7:39:34 AM PDT by politicalwit
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To: politicalwit
>Beating a Dead Horse

Madonna wanted to sleep with me: Jose Canseco
2 posted on 07/14/2008 7:41:51 AM PDT by theFIRMbss
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To: theFIRMbss

Excuse me, that that horse doesn’t look dead to me. (Jose Canseco)


3 posted on 07/14/2008 7:45:32 AM PDT by i_dont_chat (The elephant has fallen and it can't get up.)
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To: theFIRMbss

Madonna’s not a dead horse....just a worn out ass.


4 posted on 07/14/2008 7:45:53 AM PDT by politicalwit (AKA... A Tradition Continues...Now a Hoosier Freeper)
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To: theFIRMbss

I wouldn’t use Madonna’s _____ for a bicycle rack.


5 posted on 07/14/2008 7:48:36 AM PDT by CholeraJoe (Guarding humanity against things that go bump in the night.)
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6 posted on 07/14/2008 8:16:44 AM PDT by Dick Vomer (liberals suck....... but it depends on what your definition of the word "suck" is.,)
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To: politicalwit; Dick Vomer
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7 posted on 07/14/2008 8:47:26 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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