Posted on 07/01/2008 12:12:20 AM PDT by pissant
I don`t choose which news program to watch based on the attractiveness of the news anchor. But it`s fun to contemplate who are the most attractive female anchors, here`s my take on the matter:
AMY ROBACH
Amy is an anchor and correspondent at NBC.
Amy may be my favorite because we both suffer from Coulrophobia, an irrational fear of clowns.
MIKA BRZEZINSKI
Mika is a television news journalist at MSNBE
Mika has an impeccable pedigree (daughter of former National Security Advisor Zbigniew Brzezinski and sculptor Emilie Anna Benes) and beauty queen looks.
Mika is beautiful and intelligent, she always interviews newsmakers in an insightful and probing way, yet never losing her composure.
NORAH O`DONNELL
Norah is a contributing correspondent for NBC and chief Washington correspondent for MSNBC
Norah had me as soon as I saw her peepers, she`s blessed with beautiful huge eyes. They are not empty orbs like those that belong to Paris Hilton, but a bottomless wells of knowledge. She is the toughest interviewer in the MSNBC stable.
KIMBERLY GUILFOYLE
Kimberly is the anchor of the Lineup, a weekend crime show that airs on the Fox News Channel.
This former San Francisco prosecutor and former Victoria`s Secret model is easy on the eyes. I`m delighted whenever she`s a guest on a Fox News program, she entertains and informs at the same time.
JILL DOBSON
Jill is an entertainment correspondent for Fox News.
Jill won the Miss Michigan USA 2000 title, and it`s only because of the reporting of this blond beauty that I don`t turn the channel when the entertainment segment comes on.
SHIBANI SONA JOSHI
Shibani is a reporter for the Fox Business Network
She`s a former model; I think it`s a rule at Fox that all female on-air talent be former models, masseuses or flight attendants.
Needless to say Shibani is stunning, I`d be delighted if she could handle my portfolio.
REBECCA GOMEZ
Rebecca is a business correspondent for Fox News. I really don`t care very mush for business news, but with hotties like Gomez and Joshi how can I not watch the Fox News and Fox Business Network?
MEGYN KELLY
Megyn is a news anchor for the Fox News Channel
Megyn, a graduate of Albany Law School frequently reports on legal and political matters. If she represented me in court, I wouldn`t care if I lost or won, as long as she sat next to me.
REBECCA QUICK
Rebecca is a business co-anchor on the CNBC program Squawk Box.
The only time I watch CNBC is when this gorgeous babe in on the air.
BARBARA BERMUDO
Barbara is a journalist for Univision.
I begged my cable company to carry Univision, just so I could watch this Hispanic beauty.
AMY ROBACH
MIKA BRZEZINSKI
NORAH O`DONNELL
KIMBERLY GUILFOYLE
JILL DOBSON
I bet Election Day is a fun day in the pissant domicile. :)
WTF? No Patty Ann Browne?
Damn it you didn’t write this did you? Just disregard post #2 then. Sheesh, I need to go to bed.
Jill favors my wife.
MM
Here's a nuther un...
This gonna be a late nite.
Which one of those judges is you?
Tap, tap, tap ... is this thing on?
Well, that’s enough fun for one nite. I’m goin ta bed.
Robin Meade, CNN Headline News. I always needed an excuse to get up in the morning, now I kind of have one.
Erica Hill, CNN something or other. Like it matters, I can probably count on one hand the number of times I've watched that network with audio.
Alycia Lane, former anchor at KYW in Philadelphia before she got arrested in New York for assaulting a police officer. Who will be the first one to say "Not Guilty!"?
Erin Burnett, CNBC. By complete accident, CNBC hired an anchor that looks great in both standard and high definition and understands basic economics--while at the same time irritating the Kos Kids. Ha ha, stupid Kos Kids...
Liz Claman, who I hear works at the FOX Business Channel now...well, just do an image search for her and you'll see why.
Julie Banderas, FOX News. I think Julie's work speaks for itself here.
I have several others in mind here, but I'll let everyone else post the rest of what beats my atria and ventricles.
LOL
Becky’s easy on the eyes.
Goodnight
I prefer Becky Quick over Erin Burnett.
Does Liz always drive with her high beams on? LOL!
Good g-d, those nipples are like hockey pucks.
Erin Burnett just isn’t the same after calling Bush a monkey. Her apology was half hearted.
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