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To: PJ-Comix; Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; ...
I made a suggestion to Charles Henrickson for an Eliot Spitzer song parody.

Here it is, PJ--not the idea you suggested, but one I came up with on my own. Click and sing, everyone!

PROSTITUTIN' SPITZ
Tune: "Puttin' on the Ritz"

If you're guv
And wish you knew
Where to get love
Why don't you do
Like hypocrites
Prostitutin' Spitz

Girls with names
You find out after
Play their games
And soon you hafta
Call it quits
Prostitutin' Spitz

Hooked up with a thousand-dollar hooker
Now you're stuck inside the pressure cooker
Lookin' snookered

Call-girl tricks
Of pure excitement
Pay for kicks
With your indictment
Paging Fitz
Prosecutin' Spitz

Have you seen the prostitute
Chargin' high and lookin' cute
You're a famous VIP
Now we write your RIP
Phone calls
And wiretapping
Net falls
It's you they're trapping
Spendin' lots of cash
For a thrill and a rash

If you're guv
And wish you knew
Where to get love
Why don't you do
Like hypocrites
Prostitutin' Spitz

Girls with names
You find out after
Play their games
And soon you hafta
Call it quits
Prostitutin' Spitz

Hooked up with a thousand-dollar hooker
Now you're stuck inside the pressure cooker
Lookin' snookered

Call-girl tricks
Of pure excitement
Pay for kicks
With your indictment
Paging Fitz
Prosecutin' Spitz

(Wiretapdancing)

Hooked up with a thousand-dollar hooker
Now you're stuck inside the pressure cooker
Lookin' snookered

If you're guv
And wish you knew
Where to get love
Why don't you do
Like hypocrites
Prostitutin' Spitz
Prostitutin' Spitz
Prostitutin' Spitz
Prostitutin' Spitz

51 posted on 03/10/2008 11:19:17 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The wag tailoring the doggerel)
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To: Charles Henrickson

I am in awe. You are the Weird Al of conservatism.


56 posted on 03/11/2008 12:54:52 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("Those who surrender personal liberty for lower global temperatures will receive neither."--weegee)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Yet another instant classic, Charles. If Rush doesn’t go for “Ebony and Ovary,” I don’t know how he could pass this one up.


63 posted on 03/11/2008 3:40:27 AM PDT by Paul Heinzman
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To: Charles Henrickson
Liked this one the best; Very good!

You're a famous VIP
Now we write your RIP

lol

67 posted on 03/11/2008 3:59:56 AM PDT by mcar
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To: Charles Henrickson
(Wiretapdancing)

LOL!

74 posted on 03/11/2008 4:23:34 AM PDT by kevkrom (2-D fantasy artists wanted: http://faxcelestis.net/forum/viewtopic.php?f=11&t=213)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Geez, now I have to get my dvd out and watch Young Frankenstein; at least the show part for Puttin’ On The Ritz.

Wow! Great parody!!


79 posted on 03/11/2008 4:51:14 AM PDT by bcsco (To heck with a third party. We need a second one....)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Brilliant as usual.


81 posted on 03/11/2008 5:17:17 AM PDT by GlennBeck08
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To: Charles Henrickson
Wait till someone puts that to music and sings it and Rush Limbaugh PLAYS IT.

Copyright it!! :-)

84 posted on 03/11/2008 5:52:16 AM PDT by AmericanInTokyo (The GOP serves a huge cr*p sandwich every 4 years to Conservatives, & sez "shut up!, no choice!")
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To: Charles Henrickson

bravo!


85 posted on 03/11/2008 6:19:38 AM PDT by tiredoflaundry (You don't hafta call me Hussein, you can call me Insane............)
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To: Charles Henrickson

We’re not worthy!
We’re not worthy!
We’re not worthy!


86 posted on 03/11/2008 6:27:48 AM PDT by Tijeras_Slim
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To: Charles Henrickson


87 posted on 03/11/2008 6:30:21 AM PDT by Grampa Dave ("Ron Paul and his flaming antiwar spam monkeys can Kiss my Ass!!"- Jim Robinson, Sept, 30, 2007)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Dying laughing! Send help!

(Seriously, I lost it when I got to “Paging Fitz.”)


92 posted on 03/11/2008 7:19:01 AM PDT by Mr. Silverback (It is not conservative to accept an inept Commander-in-Chief in a time of war. Back Mac.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

I can’t remember the tune to that old song, but your lyrics are inspired. Great job pastor.


95 posted on 03/11/2008 7:33:16 AM PDT by epow (The scriptures teach that rulers should be men who rule in the fear of God, - Noah Webster,1823)
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To: Charles Henrickson; mikrofon

** golf clap **


99 posted on 03/11/2008 8:01:00 AM PDT by martin_fierro (no pun intended)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Pure genius!!!!!
112 posted on 03/11/2008 12:11:58 PM PDT by TenthAmendmentChampion (Global warming is to Revelations as the theory of evolution is to Genesis.)
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