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Eliot Spitzer Joke Thread
Self | March 10, 2008 | PJ-Comix

Posted on 03/10/2008 6:03:21 PM PDT by PJ-Comix

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To: 353FMG

http://web.archive.org/web/20021125085633/http://www.theemperorsclub.com/


21 posted on 03/10/2008 6:18:48 PM PDT by jdm (Contrary to popular belief, the search function works just fine.)
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To: 353FMG

Huffington post has them.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/03/10/emperors-club-all-about-_n_90768.html


22 posted on 03/10/2008 6:19:44 PM PDT by kalee (The offenses we give, we write in the dust; Those we take, we write in marble. JHuett)
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To: kingu
All of that money...and all of the time and calculations of many just to let some weenie put it in some used slot-for hire.

I'm either too old or too female to get it.

23 posted on 03/10/2008 6:23:12 PM PDT by bannie (clintons CHEAT! It's their only weapon.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Who would have thought that love potion #9 was just a Spitzer.


24 posted on 03/10/2008 6:31:32 PM PDT by CougarGA7 (Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.)
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To: PJ-Comix
With those big ears it must have been some kind of “Ferengi” sex.
25 posted on 03/10/2008 6:40:26 PM PDT by org.whodat (What's the difference between a Democrat and a republican????)
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To: The_Republican
It's 3 A.m.
The phone rings in the Governor's mansion in NY
"Uh, hello. Yes, this is Client 9. What? You say there is a package at my front door? No, no, not tonight, my wife is home. Send it to Client 10, the fellow in Harlem, you know that Clinton guy. His door is always open.
26 posted on 03/10/2008 6:47:19 PM PDT by CitizenM ("An excuse is worse than an lie, because an excuse is a lie hidden." Pope John Paul, II)
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To: CitizenM

Hahahaahahahaahaha!


27 posted on 03/10/2008 6:52:46 PM PDT by The_Republican (You know why Chelsea Clinton is so Ugly? Because Janet Reno is her Father! LOL! - Mac is Back!)
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To: PJ-Comix
Eliot Spitzer: Pimp Daddy Number Nine:


28 posted on 03/10/2008 6:56:46 PM PDT by Travis McGee (---www.EnemiesForeignAndDomestic.com---)
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To: The_Republican
I can’t get over the EXACT military mission type planning.

He took a strict missionary position in his plans.

29 posted on 03/10/2008 7:11:37 PM PDT by Paul Heinzman
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To: Travis McGee

What do you get when you cross a Shyster with a Spitzer?

A Sh*tzer!


30 posted on 03/10/2008 7:14:51 PM PDT by ding_dong_daddy_from_dumas (I want to "Buy American" but the only things for sale made in the USA are politicians)
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To: ding_dong_daddy_from_dumas

It’s easier to remember Spitler.


31 posted on 03/10/2008 7:17:54 PM PDT by Travis McGee (---www.EnemiesForeignAndDomestic.com---)
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To: org.whodat

a woman on Nancy Grace tonight said he just pulled a Marion Barry dunce


32 posted on 03/10/2008 7:18:44 PM PDT by RDTF (Go AEGIS!)
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To: PJ-Comix

He took her on highway 69, where the speed limit’s lickety split.


33 posted on 03/10/2008 7:18:58 PM PDT by Paul Heinzman
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To: 353FMG

Yeah, and all I can say is WOW.


34 posted on 03/10/2008 7:22:25 PM PDT by SlapHappyPappy
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To: Paul Heinzman

missionary impossible.


35 posted on 03/10/2008 7:25:17 PM PDT by CJ Wolf (Let Freedom Ping List - Ron Paul - Ron Paul - Ron Paul - Join it.)
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36 posted on 03/10/2008 7:25:36 PM PDT by RDTF (Go AEGIS!)
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To: PJ-Comix
He said, "This is a private matter."

Gee, no doubt there. It is a matter of his private.

37 posted on 03/10/2008 7:28:41 PM PDT by paudio (Conservatism: like it or not, it's a word with multiple meanings.)
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To: PJ-Comix; NYC GOP Chick

Eliot is a Sinkspitzler (look it up).


38 posted on 03/10/2008 7:29:28 PM PDT by Clemenza (I Live in New Jersey for the Same Reason People Slow Down to Look at Car Crashes)
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To: Clemenza; PJ-Comix; All

tonight Letterman has Top 10 Spitzer excuses


39 posted on 03/10/2008 7:35:43 PM PDT by RDTF (Go AEGIS!)
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To: PJ-Comix
Abortion bill is a bitter pill
Statement on NY Gov. Spitzer's radical abortion plan
(Malkin) What Spitzer was up to today before the news broke, Abortion

40 posted on 03/10/2008 7:51:14 PM PDT by Coleus (Abortion and Euthanasia, Don't Democrats just kill ya?)
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